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Darth Tron

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  1. So we’re at the point of the season where we argue if benchwarmers were good takes or not? Here’s my two cents: Tyler Johnson sucks BECAUSE he came to Texas. I am certain that if he chose OU he’d have been bulldozing Jett Bush into the secondary this past October on his way to the NFL. Such is life since 2009.
  2. I definitely hope he comes here, that’s for sure. It’s just that if I was a 5 star with NFL aspirations I wouldn’t touch this program with my worst enemy’s dick.
  3. Coming here at this juncture would cast doubt on this statement.
  4. I logged just to say this exact thing. Of course by all indications Nagy is dumb enough to listen and maybe even put in a word to the GM.
  5. I want this to be true more than I want this team to somehow become bowl eligible. I also think this is the more likely thing to happen of the two.
  6. I see what you did there.
  7. I like how they show the official REMOVING his glasses before reviewing the film. The joke writes itself.
  8. This offensive line reminds me of the time I got kicked in the balls by my dog.
  9. That article was depressing as hell. No mention of our staff and the only time Texas came up was about our impending SEC coattails and battling a MAC school for a JAG. The recruits we’re after that it mentioned are by no means sure things to end up here. We are not currently relevant, which is suboptimal. Not trying to be chicken little over here, but it’s hard nowadays on the recruiting front.
  10. Yeah we’re in agreement. Plenty of blame to go around.
  11. Well, if he’s the guy he was supposed to be, he’ll stop funneling tackles to the weak points on our D and adjust. Other coaches make adjustments against us within a half. He’s had months to come up with an actionable plan that takes our weaknesses (admittedly of which there are many) and finds a way to work around them. It is, after all, his job.
  12. I turned the game off before the final interception. Spent the rest of the day with my family. Cooked some steaks, drank a bottle of wine, fucked my wife on the living room floor after the kids went to bed, smoked a Dunhill, and finished the night with a dram of Ardbeg. Life is too short to watch these chucklefucks doing their best to torpedo our recruiting efforts on the biggest recruiting weekend of the year and have it ruin the rest of my day. I am interested in eventually finding out the degree of the fallout from this nuclear meltdown.
  13. Nor coach them, evidently.
  14. I logged in briefly to remind everyone that Kyle Flood makes over 1 million a year.
  15. Currently trapped in dark mode. Toggle for light mode not operable.
  16. I’m going to need Coach K to show me that he can stop an offense with a pulse in order to have any confidence going forward. In every game this season save Rice, opponents have been able to move the ball when they need to. Thus far, very underwhelmed and disappointed given his reputation.
  17. If our defense didn’t look like the Keystone Cops I wouldn’t be worried. The offense will unspool. But we need to make stops. Not get lucky. Make a fucking stop. Like 3rd and 20 hopeless type shit.
  18. Need to get past the small hiccups and start puttin some moves on these mothers so the refs don’t become a factor. They’re pouncing.
  19. I’m loving the idea of a bunch of inbred pig fuckers cheering for a Wal-Mart Arkansas team. Just perfect.
  20. I still do this occasionally and I’m damn near 40. Somehow my wife is ok with it. Usually when we’re lazy and half a bag tied on so we don’t feel like really cooking.
  21. Count me in the “I don’t really want to pass moral judgement on a minor for the stupid shit they do, but as a Longhorn fan I can’t help but think that a kid who keeps doing a bunch of stupid shit is likely to do more stupid shit and possibly screw something up for my team so I hope we keep an eye on that and have a backup plan for if shit goes sideways, which looks probable” crowd. I’m working on the name.
  22. Will I get in trouble for starting a “Fire Kyle Flood” thread? Asking for a friend.
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