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Darth Tron

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  1. He didn’t just shit the bed. He legendarily took one of the grossest shits of all time on national tv. He snuck into his girlfriend’s house, set up a camera, charmed the panties off her, started to try to bang her, and then shat all over her parents’ bed for 2 hours while crying and mumbling about how big his shits are. Then he sat to the side and ate his own shit while some other dude banged his girlfriend in the pile of shit that was on the bed. All on national tv. If he comes back from that epic bedshitting, I along with most people, will be surprised.
  2. I need ‘Nova to go to the title game and then lose to whoever they run into.
  3. What’s the neg threshold for us to go back to wishcasting Arch Manning in burnt orange? Asking for a friend.
  4. I haven’t seen the board this united against one asshole since Carl got kicked out of the group chat. Great stuff, well worth the price of admission.
  5. No mention of Freddy’s? Greasy heaven in a bun. If you haven’t yet, you gotta try it.
  6. All you fucks debating the merits of a bunch of shitty modern TV dramas that rely entirely on pathos in lieu of clever dialogue and cohesive plots need to go to Shakespeare at Winedale and learn about quality writing.
  7. Most of these have been mentioned, but to reiterate their excellence and put in my two cents (no particular order, apart from when they popped into my head): The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence For a Few Dollars More Hateful Eight (Extended Version is so much better than the regular) Little Big Man The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Dead Man The Sons of Katie Elder ALSO: Haven’t seen The Outlaw Josey Wales mentioned. What? (I may have missed it, in which case I apologize.) Appendix: There was an old western called “Last of the Comanches” that I remember watching as a kid that involved a stagecoach being stranded with a cavalry escort in an abandoned fort and defending themselves against a horde of native enemies. It wasn’t good but the nostalgia factor is high. Haven’t found it to stream yet.
  8. .5 PPR, championship game. Fant or Muth? Leaning Muth for ceiling, nervous about floor.
  9. Our O-Line has been trash for almost plural decades and you think we’re taking too many quality linemen?
  10. “Well, if Kelly could that guy drafted, imagine what he could do with me!” -Brennan, probably
  11. That was Sisyphus. Prometheus had it even worse with the eagle eating his liver every day. But yes, Zeus was definitely a top shelf asshole.
  12. Yes, because the entire country doesn’t already know Texas wants Ewers.
  13. FIFY
  14. You guys have it all wrong. It’s not that Sark can’t close. It’s that he’s such a fearsome, silver-tongued devil of a closer that jabronis like Day and Jimbo have to seal the deal before he gets there.
  15. This fucking shit. Why even bother shitting this out their ass? Goddamnit.
  16. Well shit, now who’s going to play QB next year?
  17. Oh well. Good for him, I reckon. Probably better than coming here and getting murdered behind the line of scrimmage.
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