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Darth Tron

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  1. Darth Tron

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    It's pretty simple. Yes, we played like shit and deserved most of the penalties against us. That's not the sticking point. The point is that the same motherfucking standard wasn't applied to the other team and they could hold/interfere with impunity. I have never in my life seen a college football team play an entire game and not get flagged. It should be impossible. On every play someone does something dirty/illegal/accidental, and all it takes is the ref seeing it and pulling the trigger. Mix in the circumstances and optics of all the conference realignment and "Big Bad Texas" complexes the other teams have, and it strains the bounds of credulity that OSU's 0 penalties were on the up and up. Goddamnit.
  2. I submit that we ignore the 4th quarter. The fact that the 3rd quarter score matched my prediction is a secondary consideration to my true motivation, which is to pretend like the 4th quarter never happened.
  3. Watched the game on my phone in the car. Told the wife we better play disciplined, because we had no margin for error. The refs were going to job us if they got the opportunity. Our only hope was to make plays and take it out of their hands. When we went up by 17 I briefly thought we were out of the woods. Then Sark turtled on his playcalling, and PK ran home to his soft zone mommy, and all of a sudden it felt inevitable. It didn’t help that Ewers didn’t have it today (again), Worthy was loafing and had to be spoon fed receptions because he sure as shit wasn’t going to lay out and make a play on any of the off throws, and a few extremely well timed flags killed anything we got going. TLDR; We played like shit, and the refs put in the screw job. Not a single penalty on a college football team that played an entire game. As if that’s even possible.
  4. 34-27 Horns 19 completions for 251 yds.
  5. We survived a freshman game from our savior. Too close for comfort, but it was good to see that Sark saw Quinn didn’t have it today and lean on his upperclassmen RBs. Now if PK will stop calling that soft zone shit on 3rd down we might be cookin.
  6. 41-10 Good guys win before halftime and we shut it down the rest of the way. 37 rushing attempts for 230 yds.
  7. No need to be proud. We're all friends here.
  8. You know the old saying…. There’s lies, dammed lies, and Aggies.
  9. You know, if the fickle concept of “cool” as perceived by teenagers continues turning against OU instead of us for the first time in what seems like forever, I’m feeling pretty good about the future.
  10. All gas no brakes my ass. Run the fuckin score up. What's this gentleman shit?
  11. New OU hand signal Have to bust out this classic
  12. 56-23 Texas Bijan/Worthy combine for 223 (most of it Bijan) In 2013 (Mack's Last Stand) a buddy of mine had a breathalyzer installed on his vehicle by his family. After the game he kept begging everyone around him to blow so he could start his vehicle. None of us were in a condition to do so. He had to sit and watch us drink for what seemed to be forever before he could leave, enduring vicious mockery the entire time. I don't know, it was funny to us at the time. My wife and I took a cab, for what it's worth.
  13. We didn't like it either, Steve-O
  14. All Day Peterson Where is your championship Up your ass, dick hole
  15. That and our team looking like shit for two weeks in a row.
  16. 34 points should be enough to beat this Tech team. I wasn't exactly enthused by the Sark hire, but between recruiting and what we've seen him do with the fruit of Charles Thompson's cocaine addled loins and a Lake Travis WR at QB, I think we'll be ok on offense. The problem is that our defense lines up on their back with their legs spread waiting to get fucked on every play. PK is a dud, we can all see it, especially other coaches on our schedule, and that's good for 4 more losses no matter what Quinn does when he comes back. Fix the defense, and this team looks a lot better. Do nothing, and expect more of this shit.
  17. Alright cocksuckers, I’m off to grill a steak and make pizza for the kiddos. Wake me up when PK is fired.
  18. Yes, holding on us. Checks out.
  19. Offense isn’t the problem. We pulled 31 points out of our ass with a gimp backup and missing our stud receiver. Kwiatkowski can’t field a functioning Big 12 defense to save his job.
  20. How bad is our O-Line? We’ve been completely hamstrung this entire half on offense.
  21. Good to see Murphy and Finkley on the field in crunch time. Play the young pups, they don’t know how to lose yet.
  22. Can you fire K after a win?
  23. So at some point will Sark realize Card can’t throw the deep ball or make the right read, or will he continue pretending Ewers is in?
  24. Where’s Bill O’Brian when you need him?
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