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Darth Tron

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  1. Charles Wright should starts 2nd half.
  2. Y’all remember them BYU games from back in the day? Drink up.
  3. Why? Let him keep going and he might get a promotion.
  4. Mid game firing of a defensive coordinator on the table?
  5. Patterson holding out on Sark this week. This game has Coach K’s grubby little paw prints all over it.
  6. Texas plays a nondescript beatdown style of play to the tune of 41-10 good guys. Defense gives up 277 yds.
  7. When Ewers was getting up he put weight on the side he went down on. Cross fingers and hope he just got the wind knocked out of him. Good timing on the end of the quarter.
  8. Someone injured themselves by hitting Whittington? That’s a welcome twist
  9. Summoning all the juju I have. My late uncle’s favorite mug and my signed Colt McCoy hat. Let’s dream big, folks.
  10. Bama 48 Texas 31 Ewers: 315 total yards
  11. Parking question. Just finally got the family moved back into the area and was looking to take the kiddos to Bevo Blvd and all that. Anybody got some inside tips for least painful parking experience?
  12. But what are your thoughts on tits?
  13. I guess we're saying "natty" now.
  14. Username checks out.
  15. Why did you already pay? Wasn’t the bet about the first snap of the season? Until he trots out there week 1 there’s still time to get a boot on his car or something. Wasn’t injury the only qualifier?
  16. Have we considered that both QBs suck? We’ve got a 3rd yr chalkboard warrior just waiting with bated breath for a Depends NIL contract. After this Alabama game he may just get it. The other option is a shitkicker freshman with a mullet who’s been banging every chick he introduces himself to for 3 years running and is already a millionaire with a nicer car than I’ll ever sit in. Yeah, I’m sure he’s been hitting the books hard and living/breathing football. Strap in assholes, it’s gonna be a long year.
  17. It’ll be tough, but I’m sure our guys will find a way.
  18. But he looks like he is in practice, which may be enough for the Tim Becks of the world.
  19. Too late. As previously mentioned, I use this board's information to convince my dad that I'm Nostradamus, and I already gave him this information.
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