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Darth Tron

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  1. New OU hand signal Have to bust out this classic
  2. 56-23 Texas Bijan/Worthy combine for 223 (most of it Bijan) In 2013 (Mack's Last Stand) a buddy of mine had a breathalyzer installed on his vehicle by his family. After the game he kept begging everyone around him to blow so he could start his vehicle. None of us were in a condition to do so. He had to sit and watch us drink for what seemed to be forever before he could leave, enduring vicious mockery the entire time. I don't know, it was funny to us at the time. My wife and I took a cab, for what it's worth.
  3. We didn't like it either, Steve-O
  4. All Day Peterson Where is your championship Up your ass, dick hole
  5. That and our team looking like shit for two weeks in a row.
  6. 34 points should be enough to beat this Tech team. I wasn't exactly enthused by the Sark hire, but between recruiting and what we've seen him do with the fruit of Charles Thompson's cocaine addled loins and a Lake Travis WR at QB, I think we'll be ok on offense. The problem is that our defense lines up on their back with their legs spread waiting to get fucked on every play. PK is a dud, we can all see it, especially other coaches on our schedule, and that's good for 4 more losses no matter what Quinn does when he comes back. Fix the defense, and this team looks a lot better. Do nothing, and expect more of this shit.
  7. Alright cocksuckers, I’m off to grill a steak and make pizza for the kiddos. Wake me up when PK is fired.
  8. Yes, holding on us. Checks out.
  9. Offense isn’t the problem. We pulled 31 points out of our ass with a gimp backup and missing our stud receiver. Kwiatkowski can’t field a functioning Big 12 defense to save his job.
  10. How bad is our O-Line? We’ve been completely hamstrung this entire half on offense.
  11. Good to see Murphy and Finkley on the field in crunch time. Play the young pups, they don’t know how to lose yet.
  12. Can you fire K after a win?
  13. So at some point will Sark realize Card can’t throw the deep ball or make the right read, or will he continue pretending Ewers is in?
  14. Where’s Bill O’Brian when you need him?
  15. Not a fan of our DBs turning around and retreating before the ball is even snapped. They’re gonna dink and dunk all day on us
  16. That’s the UT O-Line we’ve come to know and love!
  17. Holding on every play and daring the refs to call it. Solid strategy for Big12 teams going forward.
  18. What the fuck is this Yankee bullshit????
  19. 38-28 Texas 218 rec yds by Texas receivers.
  20. Do you have an exact historical example of this precise scenario to cite?
  21. Montgomery County is cheeks.
  22. I mean, we knew when we announced the conference change we’d be fucked going forward. It’s be nice if we didn’t fuck ourselves in the process.
  23. How about Sark meekly accepting his fate instead of giving that bullshit ref the business?
  24. When is Sark going to nut up and fire this passive fraud at defensive coordinator? Rushing 3 and pulling everyone back on every play is a fundamentally flawed defensive philosophy.
  25. Ewers is fully dressed out, ya know….
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