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Darth Tron

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  1. Stories like this interfere with my simple hatred of a Sooner quarterback and lead to cognitive dissonance.
  2. I had a party to go to in another town that night. I watched the first drive with the deep pass to Sloan Thomas and the subsequent Benson TD. Knowing we crushed those guys in the regular season, I hopped in the car with glee hoping to catch some of the second half when I got there. When I blissfully emerged from the vehicle on the other end, first thing I did was commandeer the TV to check the score. I had to check to make sure that I hadn't already ingested my drugs for the evening. Between this and '08 Tech, I have a hard time deciding which was more soul crushing. We live in the worst reality.
  3. Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?
  4. Not a Lujak fan?
  5. Not if you only watched him throw. A running QB will always look more “amazing” to the casual eye test on tape. The best thing about Quinn’s highlights is that they are casually mundane. Every throw on the money with the right touch and velocity. No histrionics necessary, just a perfect throw and the receiver catches it. I could get used to that life as a fan.
  6. I’m picking up what you’re putting down…
  7. I’m really digging all these shots of the dugout showing Pierce looking confused.
  8. But his name doesn’t rhyme with punter. Dealbreaker for me. Hard pass.
  9. Imagine being on a Texas message board and talking shit about Bobby Layne.
  10. If half the shit we heard about Thompson is true, then that’s even more an indictment of Card. When your competition is Fakey Thompson who shows up late to meetings, doesn’t give a shit, and is constantly missing wide open receivers and losing games, you shouldn’t have much trouble getting the team to rally around you and seize the mantle of team leader. That Card couldn’t emphatically do that speaks to his own deficiencies beyond just looking like a deer in headlights when on the field. Maybe he’s like that off the field, too. In any case, we’re rolling with Ewers. It’s why he was brought in. Card had his shot.
  11. “Off the hands of Marcus Washington” O/U on hearing that this season?
  12. And we miss the first play due to amateur hour.
  13. Is this the part of the off-season where we start talking ourselves into believing that we won’t be completely fucked in the ass on television all season long and that our O-line won’t be “THAT BAD”? Because if so I’m here for it. Might as well enjoy a nice fantasy world before the annual assfucking.
  14. He didn’t just shit the bed. He legendarily took one of the grossest shits of all time on national tv. He snuck into his girlfriend’s house, set up a camera, charmed the panties off her, started to try to bang her, and then shat all over her parents’ bed for 2 hours while crying and mumbling about how big his shits are. Then he sat to the side and ate his own shit while some other dude banged his girlfriend in the pile of shit that was on the bed. All on national tv. If he comes back from that epic bedshitting, I along with most people, will be surprised.
  15. I need ‘Nova to go to the title game and then lose to whoever they run into.
  16. What’s the neg threshold for us to go back to wishcasting Arch Manning in burnt orange? Asking for a friend.
  17. I haven’t seen the board this united against one asshole since Carl got kicked out of the group chat. Great stuff, well worth the price of admission.
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