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Darth Tron

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  1. Have we considered that both QBs suck? We’ve got a 3rd yr chalkboard warrior just waiting with bated breath for a Depends NIL contract. After this Alabama game he may just get it. The other option is a shitkicker freshman with a mullet who’s been banging every chick he introduces himself to for 3 years running and is already a millionaire with a nicer car than I’ll ever sit in. Yeah, I’m sure he’s been hitting the books hard and living/breathing football. Strap in assholes, it’s gonna be a long year.
  2. It’ll be tough, but I’m sure our guys will find a way.
  3. But he looks like he is in practice, which may be enough for the Tim Becks of the world.
  4. Too late. As previously mentioned, I use this board's information to convince my dad that I'm Nostradamus, and I already gave him this information.
  5. Stories like this interfere with my simple hatred of a Sooner quarterback and lead to cognitive dissonance.
  6. I had a party to go to in another town that night. I watched the first drive with the deep pass to Sloan Thomas and the subsequent Benson TD. Knowing we crushed those guys in the regular season, I hopped in the car with glee hoping to catch some of the second half when I got there. When I blissfully emerged from the vehicle on the other end, first thing I did was commandeer the TV to check the score. I had to check to make sure that I hadn't already ingested my drugs for the evening. Between this and '08 Tech, I have a hard time deciding which was more soul crushing. We live in the worst reality.
  7. Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?
  8. Not a Lujak fan?
  9. Not if you only watched him throw. A running QB will always look more “amazing” to the casual eye test on tape. The best thing about Quinn’s highlights is that they are casually mundane. Every throw on the money with the right touch and velocity. No histrionics necessary, just a perfect throw and the receiver catches it. I could get used to that life as a fan.
  10. I’m picking up what you’re putting down…
  11. I’m really digging all these shots of the dugout showing Pierce looking confused.
  12. But his name doesn’t rhyme with punter. Dealbreaker for me. Hard pass.
  13. Imagine being on a Texas message board and talking shit about Bobby Layne.
  14. If half the shit we heard about Thompson is true, then that’s even more an indictment of Card. When your competition is Fakey Thompson who shows up late to meetings, doesn’t give a shit, and is constantly missing wide open receivers and losing games, you shouldn’t have much trouble getting the team to rally around you and seize the mantle of team leader. That Card couldn’t emphatically do that speaks to his own deficiencies beyond just looking like a deer in headlights when on the field. Maybe he’s like that off the field, too. In any case, we’re rolling with Ewers. It’s why he was brought in. Card had his shot.
  15. “Off the hands of Marcus Washington” O/U on hearing that this season?
  16. And we miss the first play due to amateur hour.
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