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Duane Moore

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  1. I didn’t watch seasons two or three but haven’t heard great things about them, so I’m not as concerned about the series staying true to its platonic ideal. I just want a good story that makes internal sense within whatever universe it chooses to create. If it ends up being that the mine has poisoned the water supply and causes people to see things that aren’t there and drive them crazy, then that just seems like lazy and trite writing. Especially given how there are basically no memorable or well-written characters along the way. Maybe they’ll find a way to square the circle and surprise me. I hope they do.
  2. Off topic, but one of my favorite Mick Foley moments (this was on the Fox News Channel but it’s completely apolitical, so no CR):
  3. That’s another good question - is the polar bear real? Eh. I’m enjoying the ride so far, but girding my loins with the expectation that it’s going to tear an ACL trying to stick the landing. I’d rather it just be like The Outsider and commit to the supernatural bit rather than try to explain all of this by conventional means.
  4. I’m enjoying the ride so far, but going to be pissed if this is all resolved as mental illness in the family (which the help line PSA’s for every episode may be indicating). I recently watched A Haunting in Venice and all the supernatural elements were explained away with “hallucinogenic honey” that the perpetrator managed to get a bunch of people to ingest. Lame. It still wouldn’t explain your first couple of points about the caribou and dead Travis showing Rose where the frozen Tsalal guys were. No follow up on Travis Cohle being related to Rust either. There may be more to Rose’s story coming out, as they hinted in her dinner with Navarro. I also think mental illness producing hallucinations would have the same rolling orange hallucination, which is so random as to beggar belief that two schizophrenics would both have it. It also doesn’t explain the Tsalal scientists doing the same thing as Navarro’s sister - nearly folding their clothes and walking out in to their frozen doom. I’m in for the rest of the ride, but they need to do a lot of work to start tying some of this shit up on Friday’s episode.
  5. Probably going to watch episode 4 tonight. I get it when a long running show like X-Files or Lost can’t figure out how to resolve its long story arcs and teased grand mystery. At least you got a lot of great standalone episodes along the way. But if you have a 6 episode limited series, you have to have known how you are going to tie up everything in a neat bow at the end, when you started it, right? Right?
  6. Was that Buck Henry? LOL, I know who that is!
  7. I didn’t think I was that old but I have no fucking clue who Ed Hardy is.
  8. The key person to watch here is Greg Sankey. Tennessee had a well-coordinated and planned counteroffensive ready to go once this story broke. You don’t just generate a 20 page federal anti-trust suit on ChatGPT in less than 24 hours, much less with an entirely different state joining in on it. This suggests to me that the SEC is ultimately going to be behind them, and there is message board chatter from posters who have connections that Plowman has Sankey’s backing in this effort. The reports are the NCAA has up to 20 similar NIL-related investigations against other schools in the works, which looks like a rear-guard, last ditch attempt to assert control that has been slipping away from them the last few years. At some point, Greg Sankey may sit down with Charlie Baker and say:
  9. We’re looking at the sports equivalent of a constitutional crisis. With the Jeremy Pruitt stuff, this same Tennessee administration self-reported and fully cooperated with the NCAA investigation because they knew Pruitt had broken all kinds of clear rules and did it badly. Now, they have apparently looked into these allegations and are confident they did nothing wrong. The NCAA may have picked a fight they don’t want to have if this works its way through the courts and some legal precedent gets established.
  10. I haven’t watched the 3rd episode yet, but how are they going to Scooby-Doo their way out of having a real supernatural element at this point? The reindeer engaged in a mass suicide at the beginning, and Ghost Travis led Rose Aguineau to the frozen bodies. Hallucinations from the drinking water would just be lame and wouldn’t explain how Rose found the bodies unless she was the one that put them there. I think at this point, after three prior seasons, the biggest swerve to viewers would actually be to have a supernatural explanation. Or at least some sort of sci-fi explanation like that Clark was so distraught over Annie K’s death that he tried to resurrect her from the tissue/DNA of her tongue using the genetic sequencing research they were doing at TSALAL, and what he produced was a horrible Frankenstein’s monster that killed everyone. That’s who he’s referring to when he says “She’s awake” right before they all disappeared.
  11. That’s a good point. It was before everything besides TV. All they had was RAT Net, which stood for Rural Alaskan Television Network.
  12. I spent a summer after graduating UT driving a forklift on a dock at a small fishing town in Alaska. Summer population was about 1000 people, like 300 lived there year-round, 90% of them in a high rise apartment residential building that had been built as an Army barracks during WW2. I obviously didn’t live through 30 days of night or the extreme cold, but this show really captures the dynamic in such a small place where everybody knows everybody’s business and the romantic liaisons intersect all over the place because there’s just not much else to do. The saying was “you don’t lose your girlfriend, you lose your turn.”
  13. It’s posts like these allowing us normal fans a glimpse behind the curtain that allow me to tolerate your terrible takes on the formative comedies of my childhood. Thanks for all you do.
  14. Agreed. “CKB” should be the preferred nomenclature, as befits an SEC message board. ChatGPT, please prepare a reaction to a new coaching hire in the style of Billy Liucci.
  15. Akina has become Ted Turner with less hair.
  16. Somebody ask him if he smells burning hair
  17. I tend to agree with this and the assessment of Elko as well. His ceiling is probably RC Slocum level success and that’s probably true for the program as well. But when the Josh Pate’s of the world are out there telling people it’s a “top 4, maybe 3 job in America,” then that’s not good enough for them and hilarity ensues.
  18. Holy crap. 79 years young!
  19. You needed that punting job. But they had to give it to a Vegemite-eating player from down under because of an international student quota. Is that really fair?
  20. But you didn’t want to work at the goddamn mill!
  21. Bobby is going to be so impressed with the new Surly migrants once we start posting on his new site
  22. Even when we stay on topic it’s a train wreck
  23. The fight doctor with the K.O.
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