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SimkinsMan

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  1. They'll be extremely lucky if their "very dark" journey is only three years. Aggy is now surrounded by sharks in Texas, Oklahoma, LSU, Alabama, and Georgia. They have nothing to sell right now that those schools don't have in more abundance: a history of success, better college atmospheres, more talented rosters, and competent NIL programs. Aggy had its chance a decade ago when they left for the SEC and (briefly) escaped the shadow of Texas and OU. For a short time they were the "new new" thing and bags were king. Even with those advantages, however, they never got over the hump and were, at best, a top 3-6 program in the SEC. Now they'll be solidly middle of the pack, competing with the likes of Arky and Missouri for scraps. If they're lucky. It is fucking bleak for them and I am here for it.
  2. lulz
  3. Aggy 2024: E-Robbed them on NSD
  4. One thing we can be sure of about Mike Elko is that he doesn't take his pancakes short-stacked.
  5. Hi Ray! I enjoyed your sincerity and moderation of the chats. I hope you do more.
  6. Finally the E-Rob name makes sense: E-Robbing them in plain sight! E-Robbed them in the morning, and he E-Robbed them Monday night!
  7. I'm sorry, if they don't sign Lagway how are they going to implement Plan 2024. Or is that Plan 2026?
  8. I don't know, according to Vander-fuckface-Looch sock the defense is going to get better.
  9. Probably more like Gerry has a contract that he has to honor, but he'll join Bobby when it expires.
  10. Too busy writing his insiders-only newsletter.
  11. Hell hath no fury like a band parent scorned.
  12. Yes, he has said as much.
  13. He had to jump through a shitload of hoops to accomplish this in Arizona.
  14. Green beans are fucking disgusting. And I don't understand why we're discussing vegetables of all things when there is a glorious, once-in-a-decade aggie implosion going on. I don't think I have had this much satisfaction since 77-0 and TorbushWow.gif. Seriously, these fucksticks are on such a nosedive since inking that 2002 class it's amazing. They went from being on top of the world, swinging their little dicks around laughing at Sark losing to everyone, signing a world-beating class ... to becoming the laughingstock of the college football world. Can we just enjoy the journey to Junction?
  15. On the contrary, when they're down, it is a pure delight.
  16. Yes! The invocation of a "lunch pail" culture is the last step before serious aggies start to call for fall camp in Junction with no cell phones, fat little girlfriends, or other distractions. I can't wait until they have themselves in a froth this fall about 3 stars with 5 star culture who want to be Ags, and are ready to run through the wall for the Elk.
  17. Is the Elk clearing the deck part of Plan 2024?
  18. This guy is one of my favorite recruits. I think he's going to absolutely ball out at Texas.
  19. Those kids aren't the only ones caught up in watching the aggie football program burn on social media, ngl.
  20. TJ Shanahan is not tanned, nor is he ready, but he is rested.
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