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SimkinsMan

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  1. He's a man. He's over 40.
  2. It's looking like the Texans dodged a bullet in losing out on the first pick of the draft. Young has looked his size during the first two weeks of the season. Stroud has been pretty good behind a terrible OL.
  3. Red red wine user name checks out.
  4. With a name like Boobie Feaster, I am eager to see the images in his commitment thread.
  5. We are gonna beat the shit out of that fake Baptist ass.
  6. Hoping the cocks don't suck too much!
  7. Thank you.
  8. We're sure this is the last game on LHN this year? They're not going to stick Texas-Iowa State or some BS on there later in the season?
  9. If they want Elko they had better fire Jimbo soon. I'm hearing he's at the top of the list for Michigan State.
  10. This coupon still works as of Friday afternoon.
  11. I can't believe Jason Howell included the Texas win over Alabama. That must have crushed his tiny little dark soul.
  12. The article posted above by Ricky is absolute gold. ROFL. Oh.
  13. Ryan Braun, Ryan Brauninger ... coincidence? I think not.
  14. Dakorien Moore visiting a few weeks after his announcement was LSU's "answer" to the Simmons commitment is greatness.
  15. Yeah, we're screwed in the Big Bad XII. Every team has a better offense and most of them have secondaries that aren't going to get exposed by future NFL receivers.
  16. Piss off you tosser. I want to talk about that missed FG ... or that dropped pass by Worthy ... or the fact that McConaughey does the hook'em backwards.
  17. ... because I fucking love it. Walking down the strip on Saturday evening in Tuscaloosa, wearing burnt orange, any number of young, drunk jackasses dropped the "horns down" on me and my party. It felt so cliched, so unoriginal, and yet so freaking awesome. I guess Alabama has an elephant or some fucking mascot which makes no sense? I can't be arsed enough to give a shit to know or care why. But everybody knows the Texas goddamn Longhorns. So my response, invariably, was "bring it on." Barstool had set up some outdoor event before the game on the main drag, and was we walked by I could hear Dave Portnoy talking up the Alabama crowd. This fanbase was so classy, and so mature, and had seen it all that they were going to be the outlier, he said. They were above giving the horns down. But guess what? They weren't. I'm not sure how it looked on television, but everytime the stadium scoreboards showed a video feed of the crowd, it showed delightfully dimwitted students and kids and their parents throwing the horns down. Every time. Well guess what, motherfuckers. We love that shit. You hate us? We love that you hate us. We expect it. You're going to hate us even more when we show up next year and take our place among the league elite. Aggies hate Texas more than they love our school. That's really what the Horns down means. "Ok, you may be better than us, but at least I know how to contort my hand like this." As Sark said, embrace the hate. Because there's going to be more and more of it.
  18. Yeah that 4th Q sack by Burke was excellent, just doing whatever he had to against a pretty good LT to get Milroe down. Super impressive for someone just beginning to tap his potential. It was just a win all the way around from identifying a talented player late in the process, to getting good weight on him, to development.
  19. The man's name is Bug Mountain. Get it straight.
  20. If Bama goes into BCS and whips that ass, it will be interesting to see what the narrative is then.
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