Everything posted by THUJONE
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
If Casey portals after camp (which would not be smart, obvi) then we are triple fucked if Hudson gets hurt or sucks. Hate.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Hey at least it's not Herman deciding to split Garrett fucking Grey out wide for an entire game.
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Scifi/Fantasy Book Recs
I'm not lying: it is full of dicks. And there may even be a few on the cover.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Whittington out until the season is bad. He's not going to make it through the season, guys.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
We are going to surprise fuck people up. Just wait.
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Eagles is...
Drove through rockies for a little road trip. Housing in all the destination places is so expensive that there are no workers. Time to start paying people real money, motherfuckers.
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Scifi/Fantasy Book Recs
Hey guys, my second novel, STRINGERS, is available for pre-order now. It's a SF comedy. And you guys will be super happy to know it is full of dicks. Placeholder cover right now, final to come soon. https://www.amazon.com/Stringers-Chris-Panatier/dp/0857669621/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1629303180&sr=1-1
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How excited are you about the SEC move?
Aggies are mush mouthed fuckups so they put Rs in words where they don't belong. Furk. Birtch. SRC.
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¿What To Do With Old Front Springs?
Spring steel is ideal for sword forging.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Like I said a few weeks ago, I think we are going to surprise fuck people up this year. I think the D will be a pleasant surprise and I think the three Rs in the backfield are going to be very tough to stop. Bama Robinson seems like a total steal for us.
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TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT*
Croakies. Now google.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
This lol. We have a brand new staff with dick on the field to show for it yet. Of course we're behind. We've been a shitshow for a decade. Aggy is coming off of what, 7-1? These kids don't have the entire history. They know we've sucked for nearly their entire remembered lives. Aggy has sucked for a lot of it but not recently in their eyes. And that sucks. We have to win.
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This is going to be the final year of the Big XII and we're going to win the Big XII
Okay sure. I'm in. Undefeated. Let's go.
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Sam Ehlinger
Ewers already looks like John Daly at 40. Do not want.
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TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT*
Ass, my dude.
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TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT*
Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.
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TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT*
drew that last year mate
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TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT*
Chin balls.
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Thujone
This was truly the greatest mixed media presentation of art of all time. The bending of the dong that they guy eats is so legit.
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TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT*
*I have returned from my slumber. And before anyone says shit about the fact that I have obviously moved on from my original medium, just know that if I had to finger bang a touch pad one more time, I was never doing this again. So with that said, enjoy the show, you degenerates.
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TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT*
*I have returned from my slumber. And before anyone says shit about the fact that I have obviously moved on from my original medium, just know that if I had to finger bang a touch pad one more time, I was never doing this again. So with that said, enjoy the show, you degenerates.
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Thujone
Soon. When the story is in the books mate.
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Realignment talk not going away
Can't help you but it was funny as shit.
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Realignment talk not going away
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Realignment talk not going away
Patience.