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Hank Kingsley

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  1. It's ok just to blame the American people at this point.
  2. The rural counties always come in first. So in metro areas that are Republican, they call it quickly. But they wait on states where Dem metro strongholds haven't come in yet.
  3. Stop looking at the NYT needle.
  4. Stop looking at the NYT needle.
  5. Respectfully, a lot of people need to log off or drink some water to ease the gummy panic high. I was hoping this thread would be informational, not hysterical. The dream scenario didn't happen, big fucking deal. Everything we need and more is still in play.
  6. STAY STRONG GEORGIA, FUCK THESE FASCISTS
  7. Are we all heading to the Election Day thread once it opens? I need to know which thread to track while I'm at my kid's fucking soccer practice.
  8. They have it in the OSU locker room.
  9. I went to to Twitter and it looks like CNN was saying 17% of Trump voters made their decision AGAINST Harris (vs. voting FOR Trump) But I don't fucking know shit about fuck.
  10. Gen Z women voting: excellent Gen Z men voting: wildcards
  11. Reagan pushed the entire country right in the 80s. So much so that Clinton was conservative, even for a Democrat. This was a long overdue course correction.
  12. Protecting the right to play stupid games and win stupid prizes needs to be introduced as the next amendment to the Constitution.
  13. "The only thing better than two Jack in the Box monster tacos is two more monster tacos." - My shitfaced roommate 25 years ago
  14. Amongst all the other obvious and more important benefits, please win Kamala so social media accounts like this don't exist anymore.
  15. Appreciate all your polling commentary throughout this. I think I speak for a lot of us that it kept us sane through this rollercoaster. Thank you!
  16. Rogan fans after their moms run down to the basement to break the news:
  17. You know, we do the weave. Do you know what the weave is? We'll talk about like nine different things, and they all come back brilliantly together, and it's like, friends of mine that are, like, Surly assholes, they say, "It's the most brilliant thing we've ever seen".
  18. Squirrels? Where we're going, we don't need squirrels.
  19. All the attacks from the left got Pete wrong. Stoller was maybe the biggest hater and look where we are now.
  20. Here is the longform article. It's very good: https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/11/03/pete-buttigieg-tough-on-airlines-00181436
  21. Look, the play is to buy an existing Chili's that some Trumper will invariably sell for peanuts once his tricked out bomb shelter is completed and furnished. Patience.
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