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I for one welcome our new AI overlords
Happy New Year, Surly bastards. I'm gonna start negging all non-ironic AI slop posted on this website. We can't stop this AI bullshit in society, but we can at least make a difference here. Join me.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Incredible argumentative skills, TO. Sometimes things don't work out. People fuck up and make mistakes. That's what happened this year. I've been plenty critical of Sark through the years, particularly his struggles on game day. This past offseason was his first with mismanaging the roster IMO, by not addressing OL and RB rooms. You can't really fix it in the middle of the season. Even though CFB has turned into a professional sport now, you can't make trades or FA pickups during the season. Overall, this season was a failure. We did not reach our goals. We looked like hammered dogshit on offense for way too long. That said, we pretty much maximized what this 2025 team could be by the end of the season. I'm surprised to say this, but for me the Michigan win might have been the most satisfying game of the year . For all the understandable arrogance talk surrounding Texas Football, this team showed a lot of moxie with a gutted roster and not much to play for. While ND took their ball and went home, we played our asses off vs. an energized and chippy Michigan team. That was probably the most physical game we played in this year. Common sense would tell you that's a sign of a healthy locker room and group of players that like/respect Sark. And look, man...we have Arch Manning. The kid is a fucking warrior and will go down as one of the best and most likable to ever wear the Burnt Orange. A truly generational player that will pay off for the program for years to come.And Sark is the main reason he's here. Take a step back and look at the bigger picture. Now it's time for Sark to right his wrongs from 2025. Hit the portal hard and fix the offense. He said the Muschamp hire frees him up, let's get it done.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
You lazily used AI to make a point for you, and then bolded a falsely reported and inflated NIL number for 2025. Do better.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
negged for AI slop
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
It would be helpful if you started using legitimate reasons, instead of this ridiculous focus on the candidates for the Michigan job per the media.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I guess it does need to be spelled out for you. Oregon is indeed a great job, but is not considered a blue blood/prestigious program by the media. They are idiots. They don't understand the resources and advantages he has in Eugene. Anyone seriously mentioning Lanning to Michigan seriously doesn't understand CFB anymore. There have been rumors and angst about DeBoer since literally Week 1 this year. Bama fans wanted him gone after FSU loss, way more so than the bitching from a dozen people on Surly about Sark. Personality wise, he is not an ideal fit at Alabama. If they would have lost to OU in 1st round of playoffs, it's possible Bama would have helped him pack for Ann Arbor. It seems you have a rudimentary understanding of the college football landscape, maybe a good idea to just let this go.
- 2025 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Miami
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Look, the "culture" stuff does get overplayed, but that was an impressive effort by our entire team tonight. They wanted that win. That game was physical and chippy as fuck with the Michigan players and we knocked them out when it mattered. That's the sign of a healthy locker room and program.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
You're goddamn right, Derka. LFG.- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- Trump’s America
Things are going well.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Sark had a bad year. Trying to validate your disdain for him via the Michigan job is pathetic and stupid. Do you need it spelled out for you why no one mentioned Sark for that job?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
So you're just that clueless, huh?- Lincoln Riley to USC
I've barely seen USC play or even though about them over last 4 years. I don't think I've watched more than a combined 2 full games of action since Lincoln Riley has been there. And it feels like with the move to the Big Ten that their relevance has dropped significantly. Am I going crazy?- Racist Magat in NYC denies using racial slur...after being caught on video
- I for one welcome our new AI overlords
holy shit- Trumps War on Everything
- Racist Magat in NYC denies using racial slur...after being caught on video
Cinnabon racist lady update:- Trump’s America
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Sark being critical of the agent and portal process is a good thing. There are no guardrails and it's a fucking mess. We hear these complaints from HCs of the "have not" programs, but it generally falls on deaf ears. Having the HC of Texas speak out amplifies the issue. The current situation is terrible for the sport and needs to be improved upon. It doesn't mean he won't maximize portal additions with our inherent advantages, because unlike many people on this thread, Sark understands two things can be true at once.- Bijan Robinson is special
Drafting Penix, particularly after giving Cousins a massive contract, is one of the stupidest decisions I've ever seen an NFL team make. - This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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