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UTGrad98

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  1. Jerry Jones + Dak Prescott + Tom Brady + SF 49ers = no fucking shot at even the NFC championship. Im telling you right now, we dont stand a chance. This isnt reverse psychology. We straight up arent going to win the next 2 games. Dont kid yourselves or entertain any thought otherwise.
  2. We just can't have a coach named Terry. I will search 'put it in reverse Terry ' every time I see the name. Like now.
  3. My first thought is the American public is paying these idiots their salaries to sit there and do this all day. But for me personally I'll gladly pay my part of $0.15 to watch this shit show a few more days/weeks.
  4. I was seriously the 4th grade crypto champion at my elementary school growing up. The other finalist said he had a headache that day but I know it was bullshit. He was scared to play me.
  5. Yup. All of this starts and ends with gerrymandering. Right now we are 2 people short of changing it.
  6. That's not what a real nazi would say. Come on freedom caucus, hold your ground. Trump has gone to the other side and you are our only hope.
  7. The team knows beard is gone tomorrow. After reading what derka posted I immediately thought k state will win by double digits tonight.
  8. Is there a limit to how many times the house can vote on a speaker or could this last until summer?
  9. If these recent new threads are any indication how 2023 will go here at surly, we're fucked.
  10. All this thread has done is piss me off. I have not watched the Godfather movies although they are high on my list to watch. Never watched Apocolyse Now. Never watched the Graduate. Never watched Psycho. Never watched Spinal tap.
  11. I really hope he breaks up with her after this unless them staying together is one of her "conditions." Why didn't he just pay more attention to her in the first place.
  12. If we do keep him everyone will have to get used to 'The Austin Strangler' signs for the next few years. Although in the sec it will be forgotten mid year so maybe not.
  13. After dating some truly bat shit crazy women when I was younger the only judgment I have made so far is chris beard is a dumbass for not knowing how to leave a bad relationship. You learn how to do that shit in your 20s, 30s at most. So him being almost 50 and in a long term relationship with someone like this has me thinking he didn't get a lot of pussy when he was younger. A 3 year engagement means you don't want to marry someone but are too scared to leave them but had to move the relationship forward somehow so you got engaged. Been there done that. But I was 26. Now his entire coaching trajectory is in serious jeopardy. It only costed me 4 years of pussy in my late 20s. Oh what a dumbass i was. Beard if you are reading this, you are a dumbass.
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