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TheAuditor

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  1. Slow playing the detailed contract language seems to be an A&M special, given last year's flurry of signings of Jimbo's staff right around or just after the season started. Could bite them in the ass with Optimus Klein if others come calling and he realizes his health can't take the salt levels of an average Applebee's entrée.
  2. That guy is 45. Is he a player/ coach?
  3. You bow before the glory of saltines and generic hot sauce.
  4. They should expect a playoff berth as 10-11 seed. Roller Coaster is fueling.
  5. New Sul Ross Education Center:
  6. They confuse the concepts of Envy and Mockery.
  7. "Cush Push" - TM Texags
  8. Did he think it was bring your daughter to work day? Did he think he wasn't going to get roasted? Did he think having his family with him would help? Perhaps he's not an asshole, perhaps he's clinically stupid. Or both.
  9. Nike (120 Deals) Industry: Apparel/Footwear | Portfolio Percentage: 25% | NCAA Brand Affinity: 3.12x Notable Partners: Duke University, Ohio State University, University of Georgia, University of Oregon, University of Texas Nike has partnered with 120 colleges and universities as the primary apparel/footwear provider of the athletic teams. According to data from SportsAtlas, Nike pays at least 25 colleges north of $1.83M annually to have its equipment used by schools’ athletes. Nike’s most expensive recorded partnerships are with Ohio State University ($16.8M/year) and the University of Texas ($16.7M/year). Nike has activated on social with 25 schools over the past few months with many of the posts promoting the brand’s Air Pegasus 37 collaboration.
  10. Tex - 34 Pete - 17 Rush 306
  11. Just when I think their fan fiction can not get more ridiculous, OriolePete says hold my beer, rookie. I would assume a Troll given no ag tag, but who knows with those morons.
  12. Now if we want to discuss which team do i trust to get 3rd and 1: coach, call, qb under center, line and rb then i will tip my hat to mich.
  13. Plus that Mich schedule was murderer’s row…..espn has their SOS at 112. Texas at 9.
  14. Are you on shrooms? If so enjoy the ride: Ypa: corum- 4.8 edwards - 3.4 brooks - 6.1 baxter- 4.8
  15. see above captain football scout. Want to opine about how mich wasnt cheating?
  16. Well texas has more rushing yards as a squad, texas top rusher w more yards, and a a squad 4.9yd avg vs 4.4. But sure michigan is clearly without question a better rb room
  17. This is the stupidest thing i’ve read on surley in november. It’s been a long month and I’ve read a lot.
  18. Let’s see. Beloved DC goes to lesser school as HC. Has decent success at lesser school. Returns to lead team back to glorious victory. His record? 31-26. Including 3 losing seasons in 5 years. His name? David McWilliams.
  19. Don't Care, Got Jimbo Fisch Traylor Stoops Erob Elko
  20. Wasn't Elko thought to be Fong's connection to A&M and thus all the love to A&M? If so, looks like that is right back on the rollercoaster tracks. EDIT: Sorry 2147, didn't see your intro statement.
  21. Is this possible?
  22. Found a bottle of eagle rare, larceny full proof and hancock reserve on the shelf at total wine in dfw. Knock me over w a feather
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