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TheAuditor

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  1. In Hawaiian, "keawe" is pronounced kee-AH-vey. Thanks AI!
  2. Wouldn't that be a positive?
  3. She looks like a bitch.
  4. Yell leader for 2025
  5. We lost 11 in 24 draft vs 12 in 25 draft . Clearly we didn't lose anyone in 24. but lost everthing in 25.
  6. Sauna. See your doctor first so you don't die.
  7. My take on all that backtracking by a known hack who claims insider status and is 0-2 in the last two coach transactions was when he referenced TA was hired to cleanup the budget, I thought he meant TexAgs and it seemed perfectly in step with that bumbling group of morons.
  8. One man's trash is another man's treasure.
  9. I was john holmes stunt double in college.
  10. So they have highways now....who knew? I guess all those C+ engineers going to TxDot paid off.
  11. This is top notch Wednesday offseason thread work. Congrats to all.
  12. Had a kid outside of his marriage and got caught and publicly exposed by his wife on social media. Not exactly branching into new territory for a rock star, but Dave has/had a pretty broad, mainstream following.
  13. That list blows. Alabama has 2x the titles of anyone else including OSU. Georgia has more wins and more titles than OU but sure why not. LSU, Clemson, SC, Florida have more titles than OU. How the fuck is OU 3 on any list?
  14. So the “ thoughtful & balanced Ag” who is setting 8&4 as their expected case ( last year as well sip) thinks that in 26 they’ll be a playoff team and then perennial playoff contenders. What in the their history would allow for that projection? What in their recent performance says they are improving? Qb is a rotating mess. They recruit ok but development is mid teens Texas. They have NFL talent but it is typically first to portal then gets drafted. Roster balance is a no show. Their portal classes are a joke and nobody wants to hire any of their coaches.
  15. Maybe. The rumor was It’s called a pregnancy
  16. Was in Little Rock when Bill was Gov and emerging on national stage. Known secret he was nailing everything that moved including a couple TV reporters who suddenly moved to other markets.
  17. I ordered a lunch special at the Houston Bennigan's near the west loop 35 years ago. They put a shit ton of black olives on top of their chicken enchiladas but under the sour cream sauce. I almost threw up at the table. Last Bennigan's I ever stepped foot into. I hope they are bankrupt and fucked.
  18. Total for Texas is wrong - it's 103 wins but the percentages are correct. If we looked more structurally we would see in 5 year cumulative slices: (all games - we let ATM keep their FCS scrimmage wins) Last 5 win %: Texas 69.23% / TAM 61.67% Last 10 win % Texas 62.02%/ TAM 61.60% Last 15 win %. Texas 60.10%/ TAM 63.68% Last 20 win % Texas 67.18% / TAM 60.32% Wonder why he came up with 2012? That was the highwater mark of JF and 11-2. Previous to 2012 you have to go back to 1998 to find another 11 win season. In the last 20 years we have had 8 double digit win seasons. ATM has had 1.
  19. It strikes me that there is at least an outside chance that he's actually an Aggie, and he's contributing in someway back to the University. I think those that financially support the program might be more critical and likely to call bullshit. Texags might be better served by claiming they are under-gunned and need the red asses to get their checkbooks out. Course it's Aggie, so that would make too much sense, and while it might help the program, it might cause less support for TA, so it's more likely that Margot Robbie tracks me down cause she's lonely than the TA's calls out the fanbase or admin.
  20. Sponge worthy?
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