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TheAuditor

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  1. I root for them to lose every single game. The depth of their misery has no bottom when they lose, however the amusement park mechanical brigade eventually shows up and methodically rebuilds and puts the coaster back on the tracks and gives it a belt ride back to the top and the collective hive brain resets. Regardless of how many losses, they will believe that "we will put the world on notice and get a recruiting surge with a home win over the sips". The tears will be equally satisfying. Knocking them out the playoff picture would of course create a dangerous tears OD situation....
  2. Remember when this was a thing? I remember. Dark days.
  3. Just got this. Very pleased - Just need a good fall football weather day: https://www.ponchooutdoors.com/products/the-1963
  4. wouldn't you murder a whole vagrant?
  5. That was UTSA right? Big DL and he limped off right after. One of several dirty plays by that team.
  6. Lol. How the fuck did adding aggy to a list of stupid, tired words make me an aggy?
  7. Aggy
  8. Texas loves 50s this year. No reason to stop: TX- 56, MS - 9 Total Yards: 510 Crowd fights caused by cowbells in someone's ear: 3
  9. Scuba?
  10. BG coach makes Elko Boiler look like a starter kit.
  11. That pass should get a coach fired
  12. I hope so.
  13. ATM playbook for GA/Texas: Texas wins by double digits: Georgia was clearly the better team, Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c, and the refs /SEC/ ESPN/ Mouse conspired to hand Texas the game on a silver platter Texas wins by single digits: Georgia was clearly the better team, Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c, and the refs /SEC/ ESPN/ Mouse conspired to hand Texas the game Texas loses by single digits: Georgia was clearly the better team, would have blown them out except Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c, and the refs /SEC/ ESPN/ Mouse conspired to keep Texas in the game Texas loses by double digits: Georgia was clearly the better team, score would have been worse except Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c, and even with the refs / SEC/ESPN/Mouse/Jesus trying to help Texas look competitive otherwise they would have gotten boat raced.
  14. You're right. Here they are on their way to class:
  15. They have a law school?
  16. Fuck that. I was there. I had TCU t-shirt fans (both of them) give me shit walking back to our car parked in someone's lawn. My least favorite away game.
  17. I feel the lack of respect for the undefeated Warhawks is quite high. They are higher in FPI than....Wyoming, San Diego State, Utah state, and our previous scrimmage mate Colorado State. This is a focused, well coached team with a chip on their shoulder, a blue-collar work ethic, and a firm belief that they have a puncher's chance. Texas 63 - 10 Arch - 268/77 for a 345 and a seat on the bench at the end of the third. Again.
  18. This seems extreme, take up betting on games, it makes them more interesting.
  19. The youths tell me he was discussing on his Podcast with Ocho Cinco. Google Clubshayshay
  20. Was at AA. No issues, but we were a group of 6 guys, so that tends to keep it reasonably good natured, even if we are approaching old as dirt status. Was at AR in 21. GREAT time, but hanging out in their bar scene Friday night in horns gear was unique and not for the thin skinned. I stopped in a bar to let a 75 year old little old lady pass as we were working our way through a jammed packed crowd, as she passed me she said "Thanks Texas"..... actually that's not what she said, what she actually said was "Go Fuck Yourself, Texas", which I thought was pretty damn funny. In general I thought Arky was 100% hostile, but 90% good natured about it. Like Tuscaloosa, it's the late night drunk T-shirt fans you really got to keep an eye on.
  21. Texas 59 UTSA 9 243/207/18 (468) Arch gets his first 200 yard game.
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