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TheAuditor

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  1. I think this latest Colin Farrell effort might be closer:
  2. I think you have underestimated the importance the FCS schedule plays as conveyed by the renown philanthropist, Jimbo Fisher: “I don’t mind playing 8 or 9 conference games, I do believe this: we need to play a (FCS) game,” Fisher said. “I came from that league, (former Florida State head coach) Bobby Bowden came from that league. How do those schools make budget (w/out a big payday game vs. Power 5)? I think you have to trickle the wealth down to those programs, so they can make budget.” This kind of responsible leadership can lead to surprisingly strong fan support, as shown by the 12th man against UMass:
  3. Waco is a shit hole of epic proportions. It at one point led Texas in Meth related deaths per capita. I too would spend a weekend there before I'd go to College Station.
  4. These Numb Nuts need to worry about ND not us. I'm guessing God's betting the ND moneyline. VS:
  5. Kate Beckinsale. I’m RAF
  6. Danger Close. Fire for effect.
  7. While not my license plate, has always been my motto.
  8. I love this logic. The deal was done before the super regional at least and the staff and players conspired to get them to the CWS, through to the championship series, win the first game and waited until the final out to pull the rug out from under the fans just to fuck with them. Imagine what that group can do at Texas when they try to win!
  9. Above Ground?
  10. And their fans embarrass their entire University and their catcher ole’ a tag on the winning run. Yep. Billy is in a groove tonight
  11. It wasn't that these good Ags were talking shit about a tragic event, the people who reported the incident made that up, the cops who threw them out assumed that was what happened without asking around, and the social media account of the local police went along with it because they were all part of the BOMC? The other explanation seems more plausible that these guys are dirt bags and should be shunned by all parties.
  12. I suppose that fact we haven't purchased billboards declaring welcome to Longhorn Country in Florida being he biggest difference?
  13. One of my favorite ATM fantasies is their consistent belief that they are at the center of our strategies, objectives and success measurements. They are not at the center. The are not on the periphery. They are not present at all.
  14. Still one of the greatest thread titles on Surly. Makes me laugh every time it gets bumped. Thanks @Beau Vine
  15. With all due respect, I consider Houston huge tracts of Texas swamp land
  16. Olivia and Isabella Mathers. Aussies.
  17. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/40140124/100-days-college-football-top-games-players-contenders 100 days out, ESPN takes a shot at what to watch in the upcoming season. Teams on the rise, key games, new coaches, lots of Texas, GA, OSU, AL. What I didn't see was a single mention of an AM player, coach, team or game of interest, other than when they play us. Little Brother is properly back in the corner with their shine box.
  18. Maybe he initiated the whole blackmail thing with her and this is his way of trying to cover his tracks in what is now a criminal matter. That would be on brand for Aggie.
  19. Saw the same 13 do a pretty good job of holding off a Cam Williams block in the flat only to whiff on the tackle, not sure if same play. The farther from the line he played the less impressive he looked. Seems like I've seen that before with our Safeties.
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