Jump to content

TheAuditor

Burnt Ends
  • Posts

    691
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by TheAuditor

  1. This is how I view them, and how I think many of us view them. They are a caricature of a caricature of a cfb fan base.
  2. Now that's a proper TAIL gate..........I"ll show myself out.
  3. It's the closest thing to female beer drinking I've ever seen. 1 bottle per woman per event seems to be pretty common.
  4. Prosecco might be currently holding the cougar title belt - It's sophisticated!
  5. Yesterday i was sporting longhorn hat. Bunch of hookem, some rando tcu comments, a few Sooners! ( which got a “49 what?” ). No whoops , aggie gear, or noise. Almost like they cant get tickets to the masters….
  6. Other aggie thing about Sam. He looks the part but his caddy - who is the aggie golf coach- is a fat F who looks like your typical very overweight insurance salesman. His bag is a high schooler’s walking bag not a staff bag or even midsized. Think modern happy gilmore bag. Maybe because carrying a full sized bag would kill his caddy on those hills. He was two over through six after those comments. Hope he shoots 80.
  7. Wow. Hadn’t heard that. Sorry to hear. We sat below the tee on six and was up and down that hill a bunch. Agree on Tiger. Every step looked painful.
  8. Just back. Wet AF. End of 2nd very wet then start of third was ok then turned to mush. Good time though and has access to Berkmans place which was fantastic. Yes no humble in that brag.
  9. Spoiler that shit. I'm an old man. That damn near gave me a heart attack when I opened thread.
  10. I thought sententious was Surly's latin motto
  11. Jack Reacher. Book Jack Reacher, Not Tom Cruise Jack Reacher.
  12. "Greatest Day of Practice this Year" said Walkon LB #43 Bryce Takeserdeep
  13. Anybody have any insight on BP's contract? If the Aggies held to form, they gave him a three year fully guaranteed contract, which means he can go scorched earth with Jimbo from the get-go. In addition to the greatness of open sideline warfare, it might be the under if the brain trust decides one or the other has to go.
  14. LOL, Fucking Aggie Troll. Only that delusional band of in-breds think like this. We're Texas, we don't "have a place" and we are not worried about some conspiracy theory of men in dark rooms working to undermine our program.
  15. Mizzou is worth the trip. Cool college town with the campus and the downtown area pretty intertwined. Fans are pretty laid back as they have limited expectations. Went to Ark last year, Had a great time, but the fans HATE Texas. I had an old lady in a bar (like white haired old lady) tell me to "Fuck Off Texas" for no reason other than I was wearing a Texas shirt. Great road trip with a group of friends, not a great place to take the kiddos - you can feel the hostility, half of which is good natured and the other half pretty dead serious. Also their T-Shirt fans are super Methy. Aggy - Well Fuck Aggy. Went there once. Never again. like going to Jonestown before the Kool-Aid.
×
×
  • Create New...