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TheAuditor

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  1. Hey all you fellow frequent lurkers, I finally got around to signing up for Burnt Ends due to the J Brooks ads on front page. Easy/Peasy. The content on this single thread alone is worth the cost, but now I can Lord over you non-givers, which I plan to do without shame or irony.
  2. Texas puts a bunch of stuff on tape for OU to sort; FA in 2nd half with Defensive subs: Tex 45 KU- 31 387 yds
  3. Maybe, but we should be wary of the "Caleb Williams effect" of OU's backup on the 7th. He's probably better than their starter.
  4. I believe that Jimbo ran onto the field bitching at the ref who threw a flag not expecting the play to come back the other way. They should fine his ass.
  5. Jimbo’s mom looks like Jimbo in drag
  6. Owens about to live on the bench. Will make a fine transfer RB. Also SEC should fine Jimbo for being in the field of play.
  7. So you're never really on the thread.
  8. Another top notch Surly t-shirt idea.
  9. NVM - can't count.
  10. Surly Motto!
  11. 48-10 Texas sets tone for B12. #FAFO
  12. Why does every game week thread break down into a shitty music discussion (see Week 1 Rice)? Can't we have the sponsors pick what runaway train line we'll pick each week: Tv gameshows, 70s hair styles, worst country in the world, hottest woman you've ever met, best bar fight. There are hundreds of choices but here we are: Shitty Music and Cheese Puns - Welcome to Surly Game Week. Gouda thing it's Friday.
  13. This is true. Thankfully true.
  14. 48-13 Horns 243 yds
  15. Things I learned at Alabama Friday and Saturday Night: 1) Traveling as a group of 6 mostly chill, fairly thick skinned dudes keeps the peace and the drive by BS to a minimum. 2) Attractive women are plentiful in Tuscaloosa on game weekend. 3) Walking through Fraternity houses is a fun exercise - however, see #1 above. 4) If an attractive women does horns down to you, if you immediately laugh and do it back to them they are shocked, you become the coolest guy ever, and you get to hear their life story whether you want to or not. 5) Lots of Auburn fans hiding in the weeds all weekend. They all came out of hiding post game. 6) AL must have a high electricity bill, because the scoreboard was turned off while we were still in our seats. 7) Post game got very sketchy, very quickly on the streets outside the bars. 90min post game was no place to be walking around in orange.
  16. Wyoming's first first down next Saturday ought to be about right.
  17. We are losing a one score game. Mudhole or bust. I'm there for it either way.
  18. You think Aggie would remember at least one hostile B12 stadium
  19. He needs to watch more Rodgers tape, burn the Mahomes tape.
  20. Must have run it on 3rd and short then, as I saw that formation at least 3 times.
  21. This right here. Rice had an actual 4th down play design. I know this cause they ran it at least three times and converted at least twice, on the exact same play out of the exact same formation. Bunch formation, qb under-center, three backs behind him. Worked for Tom Brady - should work for us.
  22. T - 26 A - 24 313yds Lots of TV timeouts
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