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TheAuditor

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  1. It's the closest thing to female beer drinking I've ever seen. 1 bottle per woman per event seems to be pretty common.
  2. Prosecco might be currently holding the cougar title belt - It's sophisticated!
  3. Yesterday i was sporting longhorn hat. Bunch of hookem, some rando tcu comments, a few Sooners! ( which got a “49 what?” ). No whoops , aggie gear, or noise. Almost like they cant get tickets to the masters….
  4. Other aggie thing about Sam. He looks the part but his caddy - who is the aggie golf coach- is a fat F who looks like your typical very overweight insurance salesman. His bag is a high schooler’s walking bag not a staff bag or even midsized. Think modern happy gilmore bag. Maybe because carrying a full sized bag would kill his caddy on those hills. He was two over through six after those comments. Hope he shoots 80.
  5. Wow. Hadn’t heard that. Sorry to hear. We sat below the tee on six and was up and down that hill a bunch. Agree on Tiger. Every step looked painful.
  6. Just back. Wet AF. End of 2nd very wet then start of third was ok then turned to mush. Good time though and has access to Berkmans place which was fantastic. Yes no humble in that brag.
  7. Spoiler that shit. I'm an old man. That damn near gave me a heart attack when I opened thread.
  8. I thought sententious was Surly's latin motto
  9. Jack Reacher. Book Jack Reacher, Not Tom Cruise Jack Reacher.
  10. "Greatest Day of Practice this Year" said Walkon LB #43 Bryce Takeserdeep
  11. Anybody have any insight on BP's contract? If the Aggies held to form, they gave him a three year fully guaranteed contract, which means he can go scorched earth with Jimbo from the get-go. In addition to the greatness of open sideline warfare, it might be the under if the brain trust decides one or the other has to go.
  12. LOL, Fucking Aggie Troll. Only that delusional band of in-breds think like this. We're Texas, we don't "have a place" and we are not worried about some conspiracy theory of men in dark rooms working to undermine our program.
  13. Mizzou is worth the trip. Cool college town with the campus and the downtown area pretty intertwined. Fans are pretty laid back as they have limited expectations. Went to Ark last year, Had a great time, but the fans HATE Texas. I had an old lady in a bar (like white haired old lady) tell me to "Fuck Off Texas" for no reason other than I was wearing a Texas shirt. Great road trip with a group of friends, not a great place to take the kiddos - you can feel the hostility, half of which is good natured and the other half pretty dead serious. Also their T-Shirt fans are super Methy. Aggy - Well Fuck Aggy. Went there once. Never again. like going to Jonestown before the Kool-Aid.
  14. Oddly specific! Roommate story? Projecting?
  15. Much better than a Million:1 Lloyd ! 18-1, so keep those IOUs . Aggy 60-1, Ou/TCU 40-1 according to CBSSports...
  16. Jackie won last 5 versus Texas before the sips turned him in on a technicality vs RC lost 6 of his last 8 to Texas and needed to go.
  17. Sorry if already discussed, but a quick scan of the XFL rosters on CBSSports.com reveals a total of.....1 Texas Longhorn - one Ben Davis, LB. I don't even remember a Ben Davis LB. Fascinating that more ex-players aren't involved. One could say it's the value of a Texas degree that you don't have to go kill yourself in the minors, but my guess is it's due to our team depth being the Suck for the last 5 years. (I know it has sucked for longer, but over 5 years out and don't think you're playing minors)
  18. Yep, SEC is going to book back to back road games for these idiots to LSU, so they can have a home game against Texas to start 2024. Actually, I kind of root for this as it would be great to see LSU push their shit in two years in a row, as well as us beating them again at Kyle as the Chef's Kiss. The post game tears after begging the SEC for the privilege would result in a swath of near fatal Surly aggie tear ODs.
  19. It's for the children....
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