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TheAuditor

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  1. 56 -20 217yds I jumped off the cliff at Hamilton's pool, split my shorts up the seam to my waist and bruised a rib when I hit, then half swam, half dog-paddled to the shore and promptly puked up about a gallon of Coors light and burger king 2 for 4 buck whoppers. Some guy on the shoreline asked me if I was from Louisiana.
  2. "Hope is not a strategy" - The Auditor
  3. Great chart: So 1998 was last time we started unranked (AP) and finished ranked. Seems promising for this year.... Charlie's (last) 5-7 looks somehow like a bigger collapse than Sark's 5-7 at least through the lens of the highwater mark. Must have been that ND win that aged like road kill. Course Mack Brown's 5-7 says hold my beer.
  4. Yep - Didn't double check my work. Back of Line!
  5. Turns out they are TIED for third along with FLA , LSU with 16 conference wins in last three seasons. Only Florida and LSU shitting the bed last year prevented them from being Sixth.
  6. It IS the Rabbit.....Look at the bones!
  7. Why not do position consensus average for player groups if you want to grade: .951-1.00 A .901-.950 B .881-.90 C .851-.88 D <=.85 F or better yet, root for as many highly rated guys as we can, and hope that Aggy continues to step on their junk.
  8. Am I a bad person if I thought the lead instructor was a dude for the first 30 seconds and that this was a parody before camera angles, leotards and adam apple shots confirmed that I was incorrect?
  9. People who have 1M to spend on their favorite past time/passion - don't do it to go to jail, or even to have to think about how their lawyers need to keep them clean especially if there is a viable, alternative approach that accomplishes the same impact and keeps them clear. I think this has been CTJ's point about the bags will continue to get smaller as viable alternatives emerge. The fact that aggy is the last of the big money boosters to get this shouldn't be lost on anyone.
  10. Lots of ranch land in that circle - Just none that can be bought on Insurance commission check income.
  11. 1982 - west, first floor - shared bathroom.
  12. I thought this had been established as a murder of clusterfucks...
  13. Ball bearings. It’s all ball bearings nowadays.
  14. I always thought it was a zeal or perhaps a covey of stumblefucks, but I stand corrected.
  15. why isn't midcourt line exactly between Moody and Center?!?
  16. A dark day for the SEC
  17. It's the Producer's model - they're out telling 25 people they can get in on the last 30M. Just need 7 of them to fall for it.
  18. How was this user name available?
  19. That's a quality life motto.
  20. Or his out of conference schedule SOS: ND #31 (stole Aggy spot) Texas #32 Ou #40 (not in) OKst #41 (not in) TAMU #126 (greatest snub in history of mankind) https://www.teamrankings.com/ncaa-basketball/ranking/non-conference-sos-by-other Doesn't take 10 years to change an OOC basketball schedule Buzz - Look in the mirror
  21. Going across the border in Brownsville and buying cases of corona for $4 and then heading to Padre was how I spent most summers in high school. Throw in a couple bottles of Cuervo Gold for a $1.50 and parking on Children's Beach and night surfing (sorta) was an instant great time.
  22. Schaefer's says Howdy. That stuff was less than 2 bucks a six pack and was an all purpose fluid on fishing trips: Drink it, Brush teeth with it, Wash hands, and clean fish - all in one handy container.
  23. Jackson claiming its ok cause he runs a non-profit for victims of sexual assault and trafficking - maybe he shouldn't have asked for a bright light on that: Jackson's foundation reported that it received $158,672 in 2019, the most recent year in which tax filings are available. According to tax documents, nearly 75% of that money was spent on the salary of the foundation's executive director -- it's only paid employee. The foundation spent another $15,000 on travel expenses. It paid $4,038 (roughly 2.5%) in grants and contributions to other organizations. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/33392454/grambling-state-head-football-coach-hue-jackson-defends-hiring-offensive-coordinator-art-briles
  24. Son played for Riley. I like him - certainly massive upgrade over previous. Southlake is a pretty high pressure high school coaching job. Lots of helicopter parents, Lots of expectations. He has mastered coach speak and that's what you got in that interview. Rumor was he was none too pleased about the late exit of QE before last season start, but turns out the backup was pretty good, and they had a good season, so I don't think there are any lasting hard feelings.
  25. Yeah, I get that. I was mostly ripping on IT for the drops comment when he hasn't even been on the field yet. However, the blocking in the national champ game wasn't substandard - it was non-existent and noticeable to a drunk and very casual viewer of the game (me) who wasn't focused on any player. I'm talking total lack of give a shit. Hopefully it was the frustration at the end of a long BOB beatdown.
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