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TheAuditor

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  1. WTF is this? Do you own a car? If you don't drive it for a week, would you allow some random person who demanded access to use it? I suppose they could create a VRBO model for those seat owners to resell just the seat (and not access to club) but that would take effort and create no new revenue for the University so aint gonna happen. If you are implying that they should just eminent domain those seats back you must be from communist Russia, were educated at ATM or both.
  2. Honorable mention (50-100)
  3. Outlier? I don't think you understand how football works. Other than AL how good has any other team been? Oklahoma has been good in our little pond. who else? We have 1 national championship and 1 national champ game appearance since the turn of the century. Tell me the 25 teams better than that. yeah we've sucked since 2010, so have a ton of other teams. Fuck, Georgia hasn't won dick in forever. Aggie? They have sucked ass for almost 100 years. Fuck you.
  4. What kind of Aggy, Pussy Shit is this? Fuck the SEC. We will be great at football again. It may not be this coach, but we have way too many advantages not to excel as we always have. Fuck this guy.
  5. Grew up in the valley myself. The roundup in Pharr was the first mexican food restaurant I remember going to - makes good mexican food hard to find.
  6. #3 went to school there. It's awesome, early Austin 80s vibe. Four points of warning: 1) the drive from Denver airport is like Houston construction bad, 2) Local mexican food is terrible, 3) real estate is pricey, and 4) their football team is the suck.
  7. Sark is a genius game planner, can hide lots of warts PK has yet to prove ability to show a genius defensive approach or adjust in-game Not blitzing a rookie qb in first game action was a crime against football gods Sark is yet to prove he's a genius in-game adjuster or his all-gas mentality can't overcome its desire to chase the cheese when defense is daring the long ball and see if your O-line can hold; or both Our O-line stubbornness after Ark was wrong Heading into the game, we were super worried about PK's 3 man defensive fronts esp with OU holding addiction and a back-end that can't seem to play the ball and we were correct. Getting to the fair at 8:00am is still required for 11:00am kick Walking from the fair to Deep Ellum to hang at those bars while Uber sorts itself out is a good plan Old Fair coupons are still good even though they raised the price per coupon
  8. In hindsight, I should have had 5 Bloodies to start the day...
  9. First was 84 (tie game, goal-line sweep on fourth down into the largest puddle of water on the field - thanks Fred!) Probably 30 or so since. Yes, I've already opened a beer this morning, see you bastards at the exes tent.
  10. Shouldn't you be off scrubbing the internet for pictures of Lord Urban's fingerbang? Leach has a place in college hall of fame as an offensive innovator. Yeah, he's not the best head coach but he changed the game, and he absolutely hates AM as do we.
  11. If we lose to Tech, at Home, we'll end the season a sub 500 team, recruiting will crater (some more?), Sark's seat will be smoking, Card will transfer, South Austin's mom will close her legs, and our Pet's heads will fall off. We are winning or Surly will burn to the ground.
  12. All that and your Trojans came back from the dead and put an absolute ass kicking on the former fighting pirates. Pretty good road trip!
  13. Envy is an ugly thing. I hate you.
  14. LHN is great if you're a horns fan. The pregame and postgame coverage is stuff you don't get anywhere else. The in-game is good enough. If you're just bitching about access, then I get it, but go to a bar. Wait till you watch a game on the SEC network - good lord. They openly question the refs for any call against the SEC in a non-conf game. They make the Hobbit look fair and balanced.
  15. Finland says hold my vodka, and 2/3rds are hot (hot swedish, hot russian, battle-axe russian). Nordics are definitely worth a trip
  16. I take issue with this. I prefer a murder of villainy and scum or perhaps a parliament of villainy and scum rather than hive.
  17. This is the proper, blue blood method of telling your conference commish to review their job description and to go get their shine box
  18. This is the stupidest thing I've seen in a very, very long time.
  19. Burnt Orange Karma is a Bitch.
  20. Neo surfer meets roadhouse surfer.
  21. The girls at OU used to give full rides for a decent chlamydia test result when I was at Texas.
  22. This is the correct answer. Run heavy doesn't help, nor does shitty qb play. Need to see worthy light it up.
  23. JFC JFKFC. Its not even September. Panic after 9/4.
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