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Herbie Hancock

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  1. I’m pretty sure the B1’s headed that way this time last week. 317th AW and 7th BW personnel began mobilizing early last week.
  2. Norwegian Breakfast (coffee w/ vodka and 2 cigarettes). But seriously, Mucinex DM. Don’t go for the Fast Max, it’s a gimmick with a lower dose of both Dextromethorphan and Guaifenesin.
  3. That’s cute. Abilene has made 180 miles to Odessa for decades now and now will go 170 to Lubbock and 270 to Amarillo.
  4. I’m a lot of things, but the kind of guy that would drink a shitake artichoke liqueur ain’t one of them. Besides that, the Oak & Eden in Bridgeport is a hell of a lot closer to my house.
  5. You know full well there are no seasons. It is a year round occurrence in these parts.
  6. This is off topic, but nobody is offing themselves with helium. They take a bucket to their car and dump some lime-sulfur in it, then dump a jug of Muriatic acid in the jug and shut the door. Takes at most a couple minutes and the H2S rises to toxic levels. Not the way I would choose as it’s very violent and unpleasant, but to each their own I suppose.
  7. The internet also consistently tells me there are hot moms within 3 miles that want to have no strings attached sex with me RIGHT NOW.
  8. Fucking stop with the K Bake shit right meow goddammit.
  9. Yeah but there’s a bitchin Taco Villa in Clovis.
  10. Oh I want them, but I can’t. Very badass of you to offer them up
  11. Hey puddin! Nobody special here, just a low rent CCEMTP that in late 2020 had to take a vent patient on a 5 channel pump from Brownwood to Albuquerque because that was the closest available ICU bed. But you say it didn’t happen, so it must have been a bad dream. Or maybe it was a wet dream? Idk, I really gotta lay off the peyote.
  12. When someone uses the microwave do you pee your pants and forget who you are for a half hour?
  13. No way. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.
  14. I’ve been on this site for 15 years. I know better than to answer that question.
  15. I’m not a fan of round toes but those are flat out gorgeous.
  16. He kept bad company and was known to keep a large sum of money on him. One of his “friends” knew he carried a wad of cash on him and got two others to help him rob Du’Vonta. In the process of robbing him they shot him as well. Now he ded.
  17. Ya know the more I think about it, ol’ Billy was right. Let’s kill all the lawyers, kill ‘em tonight.
  18. I only carry FNS 40c. She bad and fits my meat cleavers perfectly
  19. Any infection can turn into sepsis, but most commonly it is a bacterial infection that does and not viral. If the kid has an infection in his blood he has sepsis (septicemia). Sepsis is bad, but it’s very treatable. Kids are incredibly resilient so as long as he hasn’t gone into septic shock I wouldn’t be overly worried. Little guy could use some good vibes/thoughts and prayers to whatever deity you observe.
  20. This makes me laugh. Not because I find it humorous, but because I can relate. When I was buying my own place my wife (city girl) wanted cows to get our ag exemption. I told her there are easier and cheaper ways to do that than cows. She didn’t grow up with livestock around so she didn’t understand. This is reason #731 why ranchin’ ain’t fun.
  21. Why do you have a problem with hiring Gay? Would you prefer Derrick Strait?
  22. Idk if this got posted or not but I laughed
  23. Total Body Scan can see things bloodwork and EKG’s don’t. It’s not cheap ($700)and not typically covered by insurance, but it’s worth it for the peace of mind. A coworker had one done after another fairly healthy coworker dropped dead at 49. They found a 95% occlusion of his LAD, also known as the widowmaker. He was in the cath lab that day. Dude was 41 at the time and by all measure very healthy. I’m going for mine in May. If you’re in the DFW area, ViaScan of Las Colinas is where you want to go.
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