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Herbie Hancock

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  1. Holy balls fat Rowdy has gained 15 pounds all in his face in this road trip. Dude has to have a bigger melon than Barry Bonds
  2. Poor bastard Chafin has now been traded in 5 of the last six seasons.
  3. I can’t be the only one that noticed that for the first year, maybe longer, that new Audi was open they had everything on their lot but Audi’s. The musical buildings the dealerships are playing on FW Hwy in Hudson Oaks is fascinating too.
  4. I mean, if yall want DeGrom pulled after 8k’s and 1 BB on 86 pitches then I expect every one of you to have a coronary after that bombi abomination.
  5. The fucking random ass gopher ball from deGrom has been insane lately
  6. Big Josh said I’m here to party bitches
  7. That was bad even by angels standards
  8. I’m not sure where the clip I included went, but here it is again
  9. Autophagy is a process that is happening in your body 24/7, 365 whether you are a vegan, vegetarian, paleo, keto, carnivore, fasting, intermittent fasting, or that thing where the chick ties a belt around your neck and tinkles on a balloon. Dr. Layne Norton in an abbreviated clip on the matter
  10. Evidently Fort Worth wasn’t big enough to hold the douchenozzle, so now Tim Love is coming to infect the square in Weatherford.
  11. That’s your fault for not going to King Sooper’s
  12. It’s Reese Bennett, he doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt….
  13. Best ERA in all the land. Only one other team under 400 runs allowed in all of baseball is KC at 395. Is that good?
  14. Findley, eh? Not every day a Reese Bennett post is followed immediately by something almost as intelligent as his.
  15. Have a seat fucko. Good guys win again
  16. We optioned mayo for a guy that looks like he eats mayo by gallon.
  17. I’ve been on 3 grenade callouts. Each time it was wife/relative going through grandpa’s shit after he died. All 3 had been disarmed many years ago, with one being used as a paperweight on peepaw’s desk. We blew all 3 in place. Bomb tech didn’t even attempt to disarm them, and obviously if he had it would have been clear they were duds. No reason to put anyone in that position when there was nothing to gain. Not sure why these folks felt it necessary to move live shit, transport it back, and then just leave it sitting around.
  18. Holy fuck first call I’ve made this year. Pretty sure I went 0 for 22 or 23 last year.
  19. Marcus gonna take care of bidniss right here
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