Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Who is this baseball player wearing the fat Joc costume??
- #1 Texas vs. #3 Ohio State - 11am on Fox
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Consensus #1 Ranked say it like you mean it … TEXAS!!!!
From the mean streets of Wheat Ridge, CO TEXAS
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Jesus fucking Christ this season is cursed
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Fat people that don't want to die
Oh he died, but he’s alive and kicking today. Spent most of yesterday aggravating the shit out of me every chance he got.
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Fat people that don't want to die
Meh, my buddy had one of those scans done and it said all clear. 3 months later he dropped dead with a 95% occlusion of his LAD. Luckily for him he did it in front of four paramedics that also had access to a defibrillator. I’m also of the opinion that a lot of other factors in your life are going to catch up to you long before limited exposure a handful of times to radiation will.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Holy shit go get him already
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Boom
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I smell double pizza tonight
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Osuna is Spanish for momentum killer
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Boom! Pizza!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Higgy obliterated that one
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Mayonnaise!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Base hits with RISP?? What is this sorcery
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Attaboy Adolis
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
At the rate we’re going? Probably Spy
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
This is your fault motherfucker. You better find a chicken and quick
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Wash at the pre-game press conference today. Had quadruple bypass 8 weeks ago. Said he wants to return next season when he’s fully cleared. That man made me rage so hard at times, but he was doing what he thought was best and there’s no denying that man bleeds baseball. Baseball is a better place with Wash around. Glad he’s doing better.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
No mayonnaise. Really not a fan of Osuna these days.
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Bourbon
I’ll preface this by saying I’ve been a fan of his for over 15 years. Traveled all over to catch his shows. Bingham’s bourbon is terrible. I’d drink Old Tub straight, from a homeless man’s shoe, before I drank his bourbon again.
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Fort Worth is exploding
I’m far from a bbq snob but Hard 8 hasn’t been good in 20 years. I’d rather go to the Purple Goat and get a burger than give Hard 8 another try.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
All the fat boys smashin today
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Rowdy smash!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Goddammit Josh
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?