Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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Texas Rangers 2025-2026 Offseason
Gonna have to get Fud to check under his couch cushions and give us a loan
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Fort Worth is exploding
One of the first places I got kicked out of when I moved to dfw was Spencer’s. Told superdouche Joey Green he looked like PJ from Goof Troop. The night rapidly declined after that
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2026 RB Jett Walker
Ok, you found the exception. The overall point still remains.
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2026 RB Jett Walker
Let me know who the last kid to come out of EP that did anything at the collegiate or professional level was.
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Gone posters
He’s here. He was reincarnated roughly 2 days after his self imposed exile. Let’s see who’s been paying attention.
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
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Tell me about New York City
I guess it’s technically still in the Bowery, but Loreley Biergarten had a nice setup when we were there. I would say the crowd was nice, but we found that to be true just about everywhere we went. This isn’t directed at you, but it’s amazing what kind of fun you can have in a foreign land when you’re not a cocksucker.
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2025 Texas High School Football
I mean, everyone else but you understood it
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Doorbell etc. cam system, but NOT a Ring?
- NIMBYism
The only thing I hate more than acronyms are people that use acronyms.- Beer 2025: Merry Christmas Everyone, Including the Haters and Losers
I mean, I just bought it because it’s close to Christmas and I’m a giant kid and still watch Home Alone religiously this time of year. And I’m gonna watch it while drinking this beer tonight. Probably won’t buy it again, but it wasn’t a bad choice by any means.- Tell me about New York City
Didn’t get the reservations at Polo (shocking I know). Skimmed the thread and didn’t see any mention of Pete’s Tavern. Anyone have an opinion on the place?- Beer 2025: Merry Christmas Everyone, Including the Haters and Losers
Bought this one strictly on principal. Not bad at all. Nothing over the top terrific, but it’s solid.- 2025 Texas High School Football
Bubba is fuckin awesome. Spend time with him 4-5 times a year for the last 22 years. His mom Julaine (not Juliane as the article spells it) mans the grill at Schroeder’s while Bubba shoots pool and sings Amarillo by Morning. He keeps the fridge stocked with lone star light, too.- this Andrew Tate dickhead
This isn’t Sack. He is, however, here. Just a bit…scrambled.- 2025 Texas High School Football
Abilene High had an issue with a metroplex school being horsey about a neutral site about 15-ish years ago. It was rather silly because Abilene was going to name the score and everyone knew it. So Coach Warren said fine, we’ll flip home and home for it. Coach Warren then designated Grande in Midland as Abilene’s home stadium for the coon flip. The other team quickly conceded to a neutral site. I’m pretty sure Yenzer did something similar around that same time frame against Trinity or SLC?? Damn it’s hell getting old and trying to remember shit.- 2025 MLB thread
Oh great, the steroid argument again. Must be the offseason.- Texas Rangers 2025-2026 Offseason
The comments on that twitter post are from a lot of the same people that comment on the football gameday thread. It’s like each one is trying to outdo the previous on the dumbassery.- Depression, OCD, and whatever else ails you between the ears
Ten days ago I had a distant coworker come to work, email their boss from the parking lot what he was about to do, and before anyone could make it downstairs it was too late. Last week a coworker at a different job lost her 18 year old son to suicide, roughly a week after she and I had responded to one of his classmates successful suicide attempt. Idk who needs to hear it, but in none of these situations did anyone say they were glad it happened or that the world is better off without these individuals. To the contrary, it has been devastating to several communities and multiple families.- Half-naked woman was allegedly tortured and chained in Austin backyard for months by five ‘friends’ who didn’t ‘like her anymore’
Tell me you live in Bell county without telling me you live in Bell county….- Half-naked woman was allegedly tortured and chained in Austin backyard for months by five ‘friends’ who didn’t ‘like her anymore’
Nah, man, Leslie was weird. Having a stripper girlfriend 25 years younger than you that has a trained attack monkey is weird. Willingly eating at HopDoddy is weird. This and the Cleveland incident are what you call evil.- Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
I don’t want to hear another fucking word about Sark screwing this game up when we’ve got 4 fucking drops that were each first downs and/or touchdowns, including three in a goddamned row.- Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
Godfuckingdammit Wingo you shitass fucking moron- Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
Kade Phillips getting repeatedly beat like a rented mule. - NIMBYism
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