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Herbie Hancock

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  1. Remember when ER was $26 and McKenna was $34? Thanks a lot Bin Laden
  2. I was in Zabcikville this morning, so that hits close to home.
  3. Neither. Numbers is the deranged lunatic that thought vaccines gave his kid autism. Or was that Swam?
  4. This is the kind of talk that will make Numbers reappear.
  5. Highway is one of the most dangerous places to be. Statistically I’m much more likely to be killed on the highways than in a house fire. People suck
  6. Took my wife to First Watch after the marathon. I had the Chickichanga, smoked salmon eggs Benedict and donut holes. Wife had the Barbacoa Chilaquiles bowl. Shit slammed. I will be back
  7. He isn’t leaving the University of Texas for fucking Georgia and he damn sure isn’t leaving Steve Sarkisian to work for Mike fuckin Bobo.
  8. Well it’s banana in the tailpipe so I don’t think we have to worry about that last part happening
  9. I’m not here to shit on nurse’s (cRNA’s that post their paystubs are a different story), but the name explains itself quite clearly: First Responder. Nurses are more like third responders if anything. Technically they don’t respond to anything, the problems are brought to them.
  10. Yes. If a celebrity is attached to an alcohol there is an overwhelmingly high chance that it’s absolute trash.
  11. Goddamn that sounds like it could be my new favorite. Wife runs the Cowtown on Sunday and her favorite carb up before a race is pizza or lasagna. I might have to run to Azle and get that the Diavolo for me when I get hers
  12. What has to be understood is that there is evil in this world. Many years ago I dealt with a girl that the cops cut down from a swingset. She was 12. She hung herself because mommy and mommy’s boyfriend chose her older sister and not her to help them make their porn video. And it wasn’t the first video they had made.
  13. He was free and not behind bars because of lawyers. He will live a long and healthy life on the taxpayer dime because of lawyers. And yet cops are catching strays. God I love this place
  14. My stones are destined to inject some intelligence into your moms’ inanity
  15. These Houthis are insane. And trying to reason with them is insane. They are absolute madness. You don't talk to madness. You don’t try to reason with madness. You kill it. Anything else is an exercise in futility.
  16. Even the gangbangers got tired of the homeless in Denver. Now you have to go to Wheat Ridge to find anyone of ill repute!
  17. Mr. Khodorkovsky about to find out how Novichok tastes.
  18. A couple years ago Denver recognized the negative effect the homeless in downtown were having on business and tourism. In about six months they pushed most of them out and down I-25 to Colorado Springs. Austin should bring in some Denver folks to help relocate their urban campers to San Antonio.
  19. I live by the rule that if a celebrity has their name attached to it, there’s an overwhelmingly high chance it’s terrible and overpriced so I’ve never bought it. Stagg and MWND are both terribly overrated, and that Stagg price is absurd.
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