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Herbie Hancock

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  1. Dude was unhinged and snapped. Much like the lady that drove from California several months back that nobody heard about. She planned to sabotage Air Products. Never set foot in Texas before deciding at 33 years old to drive to Pasadena and blow up their HQ and then sabotage a pipeline. There was a dude in Plano that tried to blow up an above ground Atmos valve in 2011 I think. 40 years old and lived at home his entire life. Lunatics are everywhere.
  2. FEMA resources, consisting of but not limited to various state task forces from Texas, NY, CA, CO and others were mobilized last Monday. They are all encompassing units that do search, rescue, recovery, structural collapse and assessment, and logistics and are capable of complete self sufficiency for up to 14 days without resupply. Anyone claiming FEMA is delayed or incompetent in their response to this is misinformed.
  3. Hopefully you’re not in Rockdale County
  4. It’s a new trend in the last 4-5 years. Irving started it, then Dallas and Carrollton followed suit. Then FW. Problem is operational cost. The bean counters and council don’t want to fund that position, but then they’ll shell out 7 figures in death and dismemberment when a guy gets hit on the highway. Or 6 figures to fix the frontline fire truck that got tagged. Then all the sudden they’re concerned with our safety.
  5. If I had a $20 bill for every time someone hit my fire truck or almost hit us, I wouldn’t be a dipshit fireman anymore. People fucking suck
  6. Wingo warming up at half but with his helmet and a wrap on the knee.
  7. GODFUCKINGDAMNIT ABOUT FUCKIN TIME
  8. The inability to get any kind of push and domination from our highly touted and highly expensive OL is by far the most frustrating part of this game thus far
  9. Holy fuck they finally called the hold
  10. For the love of fuck; it’s been almost 20 years and entirely too many of you slapnuts still can’t spell his name right.
  11. Via nitrogen?? Not a chance. Highly concentrated doses of H2S and HCN yes, but not nitrogen.
  12. Why? Because evidently I have a different belief system/ethics/morals than you. Doesn’t mean I’m right and you’re wrong.
  13. Asphyxiation by any means isn’t a pleasant experience. I’m not against the death penalty at all, but this is cruel and absurd. Whoever allowed this to be a means of execution has hopefully not procreated and released even more stupid upon this earth.
  14. Look, both can be true. In fact, they have to be because Randy is absolutely nuttier than squirrel shit.
  15. Zepol, you know anyone still in that area? Heard that Cold Beer Company had shut its doors and their social media hasn’t been updated in some time. That has always been my spot after the ou game.
  16. Boudin Balls at the taste of New Orleans is always my first stop at Tx/ou. Deep fried tablita’s abd the hot Cheeto Korean corn dog are on my list for this year.
  17. $25 for lime sulfur, Muriatic acid and a bucket. Sit in your car, roll the windows up and turn AC off. Mix sulfur and acid in bucket in floorboard of car. Take deep breaths until you don’t anymore. Voila. Just be considerate enough to tape a note to the window so an unsuspecting do-gooder doesn’t get a whiff of it.
  18. That albatross ain’t getting on my bird. Patient limit is 300-350 depending on crew weight. Better call Danny Glover and Ray Liotta for this one
  19. Shoulda used a Flame Ionization Detector instead.
  20. Really not a fan of getting no-hit
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