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Herbie Hancock

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Everything posted by Herbie Hancock

  1. For the love of fuck; it’s been almost 20 years and entirely too many of you slapnuts still can’t spell his name right.
  2. Via nitrogen?? Not a chance. Highly concentrated doses of H2S and HCN yes, but not nitrogen.
  3. Why? Because evidently I have a different belief system/ethics/morals than you. Doesn’t mean I’m right and you’re wrong.
  4. Asphyxiation by any means isn’t a pleasant experience. I’m not against the death penalty at all, but this is cruel and absurd. Whoever allowed this to be a means of execution has hopefully not procreated and released even more stupid upon this earth.
  5. Look, both can be true. In fact, they have to be because Randy is absolutely nuttier than squirrel shit.
  6. Zepol, you know anyone still in that area? Heard that Cold Beer Company had shut its doors and their social media hasn’t been updated in some time. That has always been my spot after the ou game.
  7. Boudin Balls at the taste of New Orleans is always my first stop at Tx/ou. Deep fried tablita’s abd the hot Cheeto Korean corn dog are on my list for this year.
  8. $25 for lime sulfur, Muriatic acid and a bucket. Sit in your car, roll the windows up and turn AC off. Mix sulfur and acid in bucket in floorboard of car. Take deep breaths until you don’t anymore. Voila. Just be considerate enough to tape a note to the window so an unsuspecting do-gooder doesn’t get a whiff of it.
  9. That albatross ain’t getting on my bird. Patient limit is 300-350 depending on crew weight. Better call Danny Glover and Ray Liotta for this one
  10. Shoulda used a Flame Ionization Detector instead.
  11. Really not a fan of getting no-hit
  12. I am legitimately perplexed at how so many of you don’t have Rex on ignore.
  13. Kid lookin good. Where’s our aledo fanboy Fud?
  14. Thin sliced almost 4 pounds of backstrap for jerky. Dale’s, hefty splash of Worcestershire, liberal amount of Allegro Hot &Spicy. Three jalapeños + half of an elephant garlic. Ran it through the blender then put it all in a bag and let it sit for about 20 hours. Dusted it with Bolner’s garlic pepper and some crushed red pepper flakes. Into the dehydrator and now…..……we wait…..
  15. Strange clutch Adolis sighting
  16. We winnin bitches
  17. That was unnecessary and unprovoked, but not wrong. I could pick it quite well, but I couldn’t hit water if I fell out of a boat. Like a white, slow Willie Mays Hayes.
  18. Say it again! Say it again!
  19. Angle of pursuit…..how do they work Adolis?
  20. Not the greatest start
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