Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Good fucking grief dude give it a fucking rest already.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I believe it was 2017 and the shortage for us was of NS, LR, D10 and Lidocaine because Baxter produced all of their shit in PR. I believe Braun has a factory down there as well, so I’m skeptical of there being an actual shortage and leaning towards price gouging fucksticks.
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Emergency Alert - EXTREME THREAT WTF
It is at the very bottom. Scroll down, past the notifications settings for all of your apps and it is at the very bottom
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Emergency Alert - EXTREME THREAT WTF
I mean,I highly doubt he stayed afoot for much longer after the incident occurred. I also highly doubt they had him identified and then waited 5 hours to push that information out; rather it took them that long to identify him and then went public with it. I’m sure it takes a lot of hard police work to identify who in the sprawling metropolis of Memphis would do such a thing.
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Emergency Alert - EXTREME THREAT WTF
L-oh fucking-L. Sure sparky, whatever you say.
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Emergency Alert - EXTREME THREAT WTF
No. Allegedly the cops found a dude burgling some shit, and they did what most here think cops don’t do and actually tried to effect some good in their community and arrest aforementioned burglar of shit. Burgle bro decided he didn’t have the time for piggy shenanigans and started blasting. Head Hog gets hit with enough lead from burgle bro (or other cop, holla Goines and HPD!) to warrant a get to tha choppa ride. Once dust settles enough that Roscoe P Coltrane can identify who shot Boss Hog, alert goes out because general consensus is anyone that burgles stuff then shoots cops is someone that feels not much left to lose and thus is quite possibly a danger to anyone in his path. People mad they weren’t smart enough to turn those alerts off years ago.
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Emergency Alert - EXTREME THREAT WTF
Of all the things to be surly about, I didn’t have dumbshit emergency alert on my bingo card. But then again, my dumbass disabled those things long ago and didn’t have to deal with it.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Idk what the depth for each is, or if there is one for each, but I can tell you that every fucking day for the last 9-ish years I have had to deal with 5-7 gas lines hit by fiber optic crews trying to install in neighborhoods. Fuck fuck fuck
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5 HPD Officers Shot
Entirely too common for someone to claim chest pain when facing legal consequences of their actions (typically happens when they’re in the back of the cop car). The hilarity of it being a cop this time is not lost on me
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Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Chris Stapleton, and Other Good Stuff
Added a second date on the 11th. Only difference is Mike Mcure band on 11th and TGD on 12th. In other related news, appears Bleu Edmondson is back in the studio for the first time in almost a decade. Think it’s been even longer than that since he played any shows. Been a very nice week.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
Eh, after Joe Allen’s moved locations and then Deutschlander Garden closed up shop I’m not sure that town is worth wasting the ordnance on.
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2024 port workers strike
You know the more I think about it ol’ Billy was right Let’s kill all the lawyers, kill ‘em tonight
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2024 Texas High School Football
Everything west of 35 and North of Denton disagrees with all of this
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Pipeline Explosion in Deer Park
Dude was unhinged and snapped. Much like the lady that drove from California several months back that nobody heard about. She planned to sabotage Air Products. Never set foot in Texas before deciding at 33 years old to drive to Pasadena and blow up their HQ and then sabotage a pipeline. There was a dude in Plano that tried to blow up an above ground Atmos valve in 2011 I think. 40 years old and lived at home his entire life. Lunatics are everywhere.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
FEMA resources, consisting of but not limited to various state task forces from Texas, NY, CA, CO and others were mobilized last Monday. They are all encompassing units that do search, rescue, recovery, structural collapse and assessment, and logistics and are capable of complete self sufficiency for up to 14 days without resupply. Anyone claiming FEMA is delayed or incompetent in their response to this is misinformed.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Hopefully you’re not in Rockdale County
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I’ve got a better idea. How about you shut the fuck up
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Fort Worth is exploding
It’s a new trend in the last 4-5 years. Irving started it, then Dallas and Carrollton followed suit. Then FW. Problem is operational cost. The bean counters and council don’t want to fund that position, but then they’ll shell out 7 figures in death and dismemberment when a guy gets hit on the highway. Or 6 figures to fix the frontline fire truck that got tagged. Then all the sudden they’re concerned with our safety.
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Fort Worth is exploding
If I had a $20 bill for every time someone hit my fire truck or almost hit us, I wouldn’t be a dipshit fireman anymore. People fucking suck
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Oh my god that’s a fumble
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Wingo warming up at half but with his helmet and a wrap on the knee.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT ABOUT FUCKIN TIME
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
The inability to get any kind of push and domination from our highly touted and highly expensive OL is by far the most frustrating part of this game thus far
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Holy fucking shit that was 6
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Holy fuck they finally called the hold