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RomaVicta

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  1. It was one of those digital devices made to look like 9mm pistol. Relationships with criminal attorneys count.
  2. Elko knows his audience and plays to it. He knows he's being dishonest and even ironic saying "fans" in Austin (he won't say our name like a true Aggie) were moved to hysteria by a nothing interview conducted by nobodies. He knows the TexAggies turned up the shrill. It's clear he reads that site. They will love him thus job security and a cushy life when he drops out of the anus of the sleeping giant. He is their hero. This guy: I mean no offense to the intellectually disabled, but this guy looks like he won the shotput at the Special Olympics with a 28-foot lob of an 8-pounder. As a prize, he chose the option of being A&M's honorary football coach for a day. He loves the Aggies. His loving mother remembers that her father was a heavy set guy. She's saved one of his suits, kind of a garish plaid. Mikey loved Pawpaw. It's a poor fit, but it's only for a day. Mikey is thrilled. He gets hysterical when she tightens the tie, so she has to leave it loose. Mikey picks the shirt himself. It's the greatest day of his life. They even let him stand on the press podium with all the insignia behind him. They gave him a picture! Mikey wonders what tu is. They talk about it all the time. It's funny when they yell whoop while standing on one leg and pointing at clouds. They frightened him when he stepped on some grass, but all the Aggies say howdy and make him feel very special indeed.
  3. I'm white. If I step out into the yard, it will confuse them. I'll empty my mother's .38 revolver and bring that sucker down.
  4. Wake me up when they're gunships hosing MAGAs.
  5. Our toxins contaminate their precious bodily fluids. Aggie out front shoulda told ya.
  6. I'm not sure what you disagree with in my post.
  7. I look forward to playing Georgia this year. I believe we make a statement. Enough with small people saying small things. It don't make a shit. Kick the ball.
  8. Toni Erdman. German film. Amusing and thought provoking. The story does not have the tight arc of American storytelling which gives it room to breathe. Yea, I like it a lot. https://www.tasteofcinema.com/2017/6-reasons-why-toni-erdmann-is-the-best-foreign-language-film-of-2016/#:~:text=One of the elements that,kind of comedy is implied.
  9. Sportswriters are the dumbest people in the world who get paid to write. Bohls personifies that. He's also always overcompensated in his Texas writing for fear of being called a homer. He was covering A&M during the Sherrill years and clearly liked tooting their horn. You can't really expect the moron chorus of sportswriters to grasp such a complicated proposition as two (two!!!!) different sources of revenue for a player. They also run like a herd, these idiots. Expect this notion about Texas being different and sorta evil to take hold for a while as the morons keep quoting each other about it. At some point, a sports pundit will want to be contrary and contest this notion about Texas. Then the herd will thunder in that direction because everybody really wants to associate with success.
  10. If he does most of the talking, they can get the whole show done in five minutes.
  11. You're going to make the white people sad with all that.
  12. U!S!A! U!S!A! U!S!A! Sickening in its accuracy. U!S!A! An article in Atlantic recently reports the backlash against the women who spoke up has been horrific. U!S!A!
  13. I saw this last night. I think I'm going to have to cancel my subscription. I dont' see the actual front page, but the on-line page is disgraceful. Their opinion writers remain stuck in the old paradigm. Or, it's the corporate controlled nightmare that just seemed theoretical a few decades ago.
  14. Gather 'round, Ags. Got some insight for ya. C'mon, William. You're not fooling anybody with the head shot. Mention Bussey? Check. I understand that he's learned how to fly over the summer. Greatest recruit since Bear Bryant nearly killed his team in Junction. Modeling agency standard? Check. And, correct, William, that's not what it was. But what a dreamy thought as you drift off to sleep in the manly man cave mom let you set up in the basement. Quantum mechanics and popularity? Check. Sorta like Schrödinger's cat. His speed is unknown unless öbserved. Umlauts all över the place. Roma's pronunciation guide for the kids at home. The girls can't stop whispering about the handsome would-be 5-star. Look out, Brauny, he may be dreamier than you! Okay, I'm giving up the question-check thing. It's exhausting. Nobody manages a single catch against the likes of Florida or Bowling Fucking Green (have you heard about how veteran the team was?). The one against Bowling Green was terrific! He punked NMSU. Lars, I like to call him Lars, showed up. Nobody can blame him for not taking over the SEC (EEEEK!) night games that followed. SEC night games. 'Nuff said. Had Collin Klein called the touchdown play, the Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas lay waste to tu. William on blocking. First, the goal: Yes. Good blocking. Great point. Lars should strive for that. Never mind, Lars. You can't do it. They don't exist. May as well try to be a unicorn or conference champion. Crazy talk. And now, William's stream of consciousness excercise. 1 Poor Micah. The girls say he's got the b.o. and a hairy back. Ewwwww! 2 We all wish we could speak to Cole Cubelic. Not with him. He's boring. Somehow that connects to "them" bringing in Riley for Auburn. Either Cubelic or Riley were mauling people. Cubelic actually had to listen to all this. 3 Add an improved Lars! Can you imagine? Lars out their mauling people with Cubelic or Riley in the Auburn game? And Lars would be improved had that happened! 4 What about the football he played against Florida, Bowling Green, and NMSU, William? What about the drops and missed blocks in the terrifying gloom of an SEC night game? Huh? He was evidently a good enough blocker for that. Maybe you can call somebody who works at a fan site that specializes in this sort of thing. 1 Oddly, he doesn't mention how it went. Probably game-winning. 2 I don't know who "they" are, but I'd be surprised to hear (or see, in William's case) anyone say that. "Hey, we are going to throw some jump balls to this dude," remarked Coach Spicolli. I believe William to be correct about Lars and Niblack being problematic.
  15. Thanks for giving me time to prepare for that. I'm feeling fragile.
  16. You guys are already killing this. I like how he talks very slowly as though his reasoning is so very subtle that he might lose us. Or maybe it's the only way to hold a waterhead audience. Oh, and he's not whining. He's just concerned about honor.
  17. Somewhere, PT Barnum is grinning in his grave. Fantastic, life-like detail! Go to the website for the real story. Hurry now if you want to get yours in time to decorate your cubicle down at the insurance office in time for the holidays! T-sips have nothing like it! Whoop!
  18. Our #2 #3. The original #3 may slip to #2 #3, and Georgia is right there to become the #1 #3 should that occur.
  19. Somehow, "if he breaks a tackle he might just go all the way" has a different feel under Sarkisian's offense than it did under the Greg Davis regime. Here's a treat from the past. Barking Carnival by Vasherized. Not much I can add to that.
  20. Looking at 247, we have 9 of the top 50 players in the country. Seems a little greedy. And mean. Viddy well, little brothers. Viddy well.
  21. What do you mean by "those people?"
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