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RomaVicta

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  1. Been a long time, Brauny. I've missed your dreaminess. That just may be an unprecedented level of bewilderment. Here's a fair edit to boil down 7 lines: Roll out the expertise, strong man. We know that you are far more than the dull-eyed brute you present as! Make monkies of your detractors! 1. Accurate self-diagnosis on the bewilderment. 2. Brauny sets Dickens as the mark for what is to follow. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, ... it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us... Admirable allusion to an apt quote. I had to look it up! How will our muscular scribe articulate this complex and simple occurrence? 3. That, my friends, is insight. He promises to boil it down to "the short version." I wish Yogi Berra was here to help us peel the onion. 1 I believe those are the same thing, Braunster. just remember to push this to see light coming out of the computer box: 2 Hard to fathom? You see, this is what it's like to feel like you understand something. I sometimes feel like I can reconcile the theories of relativity and quantum physics. More what? All you gave us here was basically that the Aggies got creamed. Deep stuff.
  2. Aggies are good people. Very welcoming and classy. I met them in Omaha (have I mentioned that before?) anyway, I met them in Omaha at their team hotel. Mike Earley himself walked me to Kyle Field so I wouldn't get lost. That's a long way from Omaha where I met the Aggies at their team hotel, but Coach Early stuck with me the whole way! I can't help but be an Aggie fan. I don't think Texas likes my Tarheels much.
  3. Just went over to TexAgs. There's a guy, jkag, there who posts all the scores of the weekend. It's a very handy place to see what's going on. I hit their game thread. Game 3 with Missouri. Bases loaded for Missouri. One out. Top of 6 Next batter.
  4. My president deserves to ride in high style. Joe Biden, the worst president ever, left the plane a mess. He disgraced Air Force One. Trump is only borrowing the Saudi jet for the image of America's return to greatness again. Trump is a billionaire business man, he doesn't need to take bribes. And he really gets us and hates the libs.
  5. ...and all those nasty women who lied about me. Terrible women. They say I touched them, but they're all too ugly for me to care. They're ugly like nobody's ever seen before, and they're dangerous to our country. A lot of people tell me that I'm the politest person they've ever known. I don't know, but that's what they say. I must be pretty polite. I won the election in a landslide including all seven swing states. So happy Mother's Day even to the lying nasty women and your ugly children and the loser you married. Ivanka, call me.
  6. Y'all might find this amusing to read in between innings or something. I happed to visit TexAgs during their 6th inning and collected some posts.
  7. Checked in on the TexAgs game thread for today: ETA; I'll keep adding so long as it's interesting. Man, they get Aggie rollercoasters in a single inning: That was a particularly nice moment to check on baseball.
  8. Had to go with the neg, bro. For lying to yourself that this somehow justifies your support of the overthrow of the republic. He, Incred! They're rounding up random foriegn-born people (not the white ones, of course) and shipping them to a hell hole in El Salvador. They're ambushing regular people with brave, armored, heavily-armed assault teams and saying they're all criminals with no evidence. Many of them merely publicly disagreed with US policy and the homeless famine inflicted by our brave ally Israel. Dude, Brandon, tee-hee, is bankrupt. He was corrupt. We dodged a bullet! Does your shit ever generate infections in your ear when they finally leave that dark canal to return to daylight? I mean, I know you like the taste and smell in there, but it seems to be unsanitary. Maybe wash those ears out before returning to your happy place. You don't use them in he outside world, but I don't want to see you unwell. Keep an eye on the traitors! They must meet their just rewards!
  9. Bad form, but I'm quoting my own post from Jan. 20. @Willfully Horn drew my attention to it with his outrage vote a little bit ago. In retrospect, it's the clearest that I ever articulated what we were seeing. I was still transitioning towards resignation. How else to remain sane where people can't agree on reality?
  10. Nice one. How weird that I'm pulling for other countries in a conflict with the US. How astonishing that one of them is Canada.
  11. Thanks for posting the link and captures. Unless it's a huge star (QB), I usually have my hands full keeping track of the immediate class and I'm lost for awhile as to the next year. You do a lot of good things on this board.
  12. I'm not a great grammarian. I think the change makes it better, but I may surely be mistaken about how I label things.
  13. Bless you, @JesusSweatDuck. Just the perfect little excercise to separate the week from the weekend! Brevity, my friend, and lay off the useless, inaccurate qualifiers. And, for God's Sake, active voice!!! 1 It never gets more bare-knuckeled, no-holds-barred, and dirty than someone inviting one to join something and saying yes. Cover the children's eyes? 2 I get the feeling that constant state of astonishment is another Aggie tradition. "You see that? He just started a car by pushing it!!" 3 Compliments on your realization about the void of said attachments.
  14. Jimbo knows how to win a national championship.
  15. I'm signing an executive order today bringing the Mona Lisa back to the Uni-ed Shtase. We're bringing it back. No more ripping off America. It's our most famous photo. From now on, it will be called the Morning in America.
  16. Who will ever forget the bombing missions of General George Washington? The Italian Bonzai charges, so brave and horrible? They were suckers really. Dying like dogs. They make such good meatballs...Remember the Old Spaghetti Warehouse? Great food, I tell ya. Came in a bowl, did you know that? A lot of people don't know that. But...victory. The nasty woman is holding up a sign like I've lost my way. Can you believe that? Victory Day, she says. I find my way like no one has ever seen before. Okay. Victory Day, shoulda had one of those back in 2020 from me, but I never talk about it. I never get credit for that, and that's ok. Whoever these guys are raising the flag...oh, I love that flag...it's beautiful...so beautiful. It it wasn't so old, I'd date it...
  17. He would have been fragged during Viet Nam. As a New Jersey reservist showing up to camp in Hackensack only half the time required to yell at the privates and non-coms who can't yell back. *Killed in Hackensack
  18. Feelin' more badass?
  19. RomaVicta

    LBGTQ

    I'm reminded of when W's press secretary briefed the press on W's Potect American Marriage Act (or whatever ironic name they gave it. More arsenic in the air? Let's name the bill Blue Sky.). Scott McClellan was barraged with pointed but amusingly impossibe questions such as: You say prohibiting gay marriage protects marriages in general. From what? Has your marriage ever been impacted by gay marriage? Can you give an example of any marriage being affected by gay marriage? The issue is serious; the press conference trying to justify the prohibition was hilarious. Of course, I think, this was introduced to distract people from the Iraq disaster.
  20. It took both of these posts for me to get it. Well done.
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