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RomaVicta

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  1. I'm white. If I step out into the yard, it will confuse them. I'll empty my mother's .38 revolver and bring that sucker down.
  2. Wake me up when they're gunships hosing MAGAs.
  3. Our toxins contaminate their precious bodily fluids. Aggie out front shoulda told ya.
  4. I'm not sure what you disagree with in my post.
  5. I look forward to playing Georgia this year. I believe we make a statement. Enough with small people saying small things. It don't make a shit. Kick the ball.
  6. Toni Erdman. German film. Amusing and thought provoking. The story does not have the tight arc of American storytelling which gives it room to breathe. Yea, I like it a lot. https://www.tasteofcinema.com/2017/6-reasons-why-toni-erdmann-is-the-best-foreign-language-film-of-2016/#:~:text=One of the elements that,kind of comedy is implied.
  7. Sportswriters are the dumbest people in the world who get paid to write. Bohls personifies that. He's also always overcompensated in his Texas writing for fear of being called a homer. He was covering A&M during the Sherrill years and clearly liked tooting their horn. You can't really expect the moron chorus of sportswriters to grasp such a complicated proposition as two (two!!!!) different sources of revenue for a player. They also run like a herd, these idiots. Expect this notion about Texas being different and sorta evil to take hold for a while as the morons keep quoting each other about it. At some point, a sports pundit will want to be contrary and contest this notion about Texas. Then the herd will thunder in that direction because everybody really wants to associate with success.
  8. If he does most of the talking, they can get the whole show done in five minutes.
  9. You're going to make the white people sad with all that.
  10. U!S!A! U!S!A! U!S!A! Sickening in its accuracy. U!S!A! An article in Atlantic recently reports the backlash against the women who spoke up has been horrific. U!S!A!
  11. I saw this last night. I think I'm going to have to cancel my subscription. I dont' see the actual front page, but the on-line page is disgraceful. Their opinion writers remain stuck in the old paradigm. Or, it's the corporate controlled nightmare that just seemed theoretical a few decades ago.
  12. Gather 'round, Ags. Got some insight for ya. C'mon, William. You're not fooling anybody with the head shot. Mention Bussey? Check. I understand that he's learned how to fly over the summer. Greatest recruit since Bear Bryant nearly killed his team in Junction. Modeling agency standard? Check. And, correct, William, that's not what it was. But what a dreamy thought as you drift off to sleep in the manly man cave mom let you set up in the basement. Quantum mechanics and popularity? Check. Sorta like Schrödinger's cat. His speed is unknown unless öbserved. Umlauts all över the place. Roma's pronunciation guide for the kids at home. The girls can't stop whispering about the handsome would-be 5-star. Look out, Brauny, he may be dreamier than you! Okay, I'm giving up the question-check thing. It's exhausting. Nobody manages a single catch against the likes of Florida or Bowling Fucking Green (have you heard about how veteran the team was?). The one against Bowling Green was terrific! He punked NMSU. Lars, I like to call him Lars, showed up. Nobody can blame him for not taking over the SEC (EEEEK!) night games that followed. SEC night games. 'Nuff said. Had Collin Klein called the touchdown play, the Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas lay waste to tu. William on blocking. First, the goal: Yes. Good blocking. Great point. Lars should strive for that. Never mind, Lars. You can't do it. They don't exist. May as well try to be a unicorn or conference champion. Crazy talk. And now, William's stream of consciousness excercise. 1 Poor Micah. The girls say he's got the b.o. and a hairy back. Ewwwww! 2 We all wish we could speak to Cole Cubelic. Not with him. He's boring. Somehow that connects to "them" bringing in Riley for Auburn. Either Cubelic or Riley were mauling people. Cubelic actually had to listen to all this. 3 Add an improved Lars! Can you imagine? Lars out their mauling people with Cubelic or Riley in the Auburn game? And Lars would be improved had that happened! 4 What about the football he played against Florida, Bowling Green, and NMSU, William? What about the drops and missed blocks in the terrifying gloom of an SEC night game? Huh? He was evidently a good enough blocker for that. Maybe you can call somebody who works at a fan site that specializes in this sort of thing. 1 Oddly, he doesn't mention how it went. Probably game-winning. 2 I don't know who "they" are, but I'd be surprised to hear (or see, in William's case) anyone say that. "Hey, we are going to throw some jump balls to this dude," remarked Coach Spicolli. I believe William to be correct about Lars and Niblack being problematic.
  13. Thanks for giving me time to prepare for that. I'm feeling fragile.
  14. You guys are already killing this. I like how he talks very slowly as though his reasoning is so very subtle that he might lose us. Or maybe it's the only way to hold a waterhead audience. Oh, and he's not whining. He's just concerned about honor.
  15. Somewhere, PT Barnum is grinning in his grave. Fantastic, life-like detail! Go to the website for the real story. Hurry now if you want to get yours in time to decorate your cubicle down at the insurance office in time for the holidays! T-sips have nothing like it! Whoop!
  16. Our #2 #3. The original #3 may slip to #2 #3, and Georgia is right there to become the #1 #3 should that occur.
  17. Somehow, "if he breaks a tackle he might just go all the way" has a different feel under Sarkisian's offense than it did under the Greg Davis regime. Here's a treat from the past. Barking Carnival by Vasherized. Not much I can add to that.
  18. Looking at 247, we have 9 of the top 50 players in the country. Seems a little greedy. And mean. Viddy well, little brothers. Viddy well.
  19. What do you mean by "those people?"
  20. I'll do it. I got him on my speed dial!
  21. Okie dokie. Olin collects the wisdom and articulation of Coach Ivy League Grad. Olin. I feel a theme coming on. Amaze me. Prey. Noun-verb thing. Fairly promising. Compliments. Eat a dick. I've rankled. I "pray" you don't hate me forever. I don't get it. Let's proceed, shall we? Bam! Hunting. Work it, Olin! * At the end of the year, LSU was ranked second! And it was still an upset victory for 10th ranked A&M! Standby for gangsta reversal of mood. Cue Ice Cold Olin: Day-yum. Truth bomb and rhyme. You gotta give me something, bro. This actually reads like writing. Save me, Olin! Roma asks for a miracle. Olin gives him the F B I The Elk. Sooo, Elko displays his thorough knowledge of A&M football history. They were in a totally new position. Starting fast, flying high, and, then, shockingly, the flaming spiral to 8-4. Nobody saw it coming because the dear old Texas Aggies from Texas had never been there before. Didn't handle well or the "right way?" Astounding the world, the Aggies emerged from their heroic victory over the Bowling Green Seniors primed for greatness, and... Like Alanis says, you learn. You "learn" that you play football games to finish a season. Keen insight. Next year, we learn that winning some of them might be important, too. It's a steep learning curve in College Station. Coming up on 90 years. Hunted? Everybody saw A&M as their Super Bowl. Of course. I guess the learn thing works for Elko. He doesn't know how to win a natty like Jimbo does. Olin's got his hooks in this week's theme: Bam! Deduct points for no chip on the shoulder. Shrewd understatement with "a little bit." I Vee League. Sick burn, Olin. tee hee hee, sippie. Time to pump Reed: That LSU victory maybe plays just a little bit too heavily in assessing last year's team, my friend. Why do this to yourself, Olin? Suggesting Reed is Lagwayesque or even superlagwayesque? Really? Lagway's last five games reg season (didn't play us) Winning Reed's Losing Just stop. Nobody wants to trade Lagway for Reed. I skip some of the usual babble to get to this week's Elko Mysterious Sentences and, of course, Olin's big finish: 1 Ad nauseum is not a good thing, you know that don't you? 2 What team? What are you talking about? 3 Have it tatooed on your wrist so you can roll up the long sleeve of your baby nightshirt and see American football. 4 There it is! The annual chip of victory! And it's a strong chip! It's a gym rat chip! Olin brings another one into port.
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