No no no.
Schloss and CDC were swinger buddies in Ft. Worth where Schloss had to leave due to unrevealed deviltry that an Aggie heard about from a buddy of his close to the program.
Schloss was an upgrade for the Aggies who hadn't consulted the guy with the buddy close to the TCU program. Aggies said "howdy!" to Schloss and walked him to the stadium. Schloss was awestruck at the traditions and high character of the Aggies.
At a swinger party where they had upside down pineapples up their asses, CDC started his seduction. Honor codes had no place with these evil men. They met in a graveyard to seal the deal where both cackled and reminisced about the pineapple experience.
Schloss was talking to t.u. during the College World Series! To t.u.! In the presence of the classiest and best fans in all of sports.
Schloss chose pineapples, dildo-waving, and LGBQT tolerance over the very special place called Texas A&M University where people are part of something bigger than themselves.
Betrayal most foul, indeed!
The Aggies hired his assistant coach, beloved by the players and ever loyal to the dear old Texas Aggies.
Earley is making his first season as Aggie head coach one that will not soon be forgotten.