Well, Representative, let me frame it in this way. If you’re at a theatre, and your date wants a handjob, then you’re over resourced. You can use one hand to yank his crank, and another hand to vape, or to shush people who ask you to stop stroking pole at a community musical.
But now what if the guy on the other side wants an old-fashioned? Now, you’re properly resourced. Two hands to fulfill your core function of distributing rub and tugs in aisle 5. But secondary duties like cradling balls—-those go away.
But now what if you’re presented with a third dong to stimulate during Act III? Now you’re under resourced for the task at hand. At least one shaft will have to go unmassaged as you try to keep up with the demand to manually get those members to climax before the house lights come on, or before a volunteer usher has to ask you to leave while you drunkenly ask if everyone knows who you are.
And so even though you’re still resourced with two hands—at 2023 Beetlejuice levels—- you’re going to end up with a backlog of seminal fluid and an unhappy nightclub owner with serious case of blue balls. And he might even write a letter of complaint to his representative.
It’s a simple math problem, Madam Representative.