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SurlyGator

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  1. Based on your map, the three closest Buc-ee's locations would be Florence SC, Sevierville TN and Calhoun GA. Fire up the Firebird!
  2. Isn't that what you are supposed to tell someone that looks like death warmed over? Like in the war movies? "You're gonna be OK Johnny. When you get home, the girls are gonna like up to blow you" while your intestines are halfway across the block. I keed. I keed. Keep kicking it's ass!
  3. Two tenths deduction for the high falootin' china.
  4. Not one thing wrong with that sammich. Cross post worthy to the SteelShank thread, especially with the paper plate.
  5. Crazy comes in all political formations...
  6. Good on ya!
  7. That response came one hour after the question was asked. You proabably only missed saving said good snek by 59 minutes and 45 seconds before it was dispatched "in an abundance of caution."
  8. I foresee this ending with the dude, hiding in some forrested area, swallowing his own silver Tic Tac.
  9. I definitely did not have deadly Asian needle ants on my bingo card.
  10. I bet pickled golf balls would sell at both golf stores and Cracker Barrel. Niche market.
  11. This is no joke. My daughter (no pics) just graduated summa cum laude in a graduating class of more than 440 students. I went through the graduation program and counted the number of summa cum laude graduates. It was something like 220. Right around half of her graduating class had a cumulative GPA of 4.0 or higher. The valedictorians (plural) had to have a GPA of 4.7 on a 4.0 scale and a perfect 36 on the ACT. I think there were 14 of them. Salutatorians had to have at least a 4.6 and at least a 35 ACT. I think there were 11. My daughter's 4.3 GPA and 33 ACT practically put her into slacker category.
  12. See, I'm just the opposite. I don't like having to manhandle a towel big enough to wrap around my big ass. I'd rather use a hand towel than a bath sheet. Picture me as a fat ass diver with one of those Sham-Wow's.
  13. This was my first thought. Have some rep.
  14. Son picked me up at the airport yesterday, ordered WB on the app while driving back toward home. New location, open less than a month. Placed the order, app gave me a time window when they would bring it out curbside. Fifteen minutes after that time had elapsed, I walked in to hear them calling my name like it was a pick up in store order, but they didn't have drinks made up yet. Messed those up too. Sad, the modern version does not even come close to the nostalgic memories.
  15. Listen to this guy. He's pre-med.
  16. 210, 220, whatever it takes.
  17. Well played. Perfect contribution to this thread.
  18. Bump. Next weekend, flying into Bangor and meeting my wife, daughter and sister-in-law (no pics) who will be in the middle of a two week plus driving adventure for three nights in Bar Harbor/Acadia. Plan on sunrise on Cadillac Mountain, whale watching. Staying in town (Seasider Motel - don't judge, not Surly 1%). Saw the above lobster pound recs, looking for other suggestions in/around BH/Acadia. TIA.
  19. I would think the odds of a right turn would be strong with this one...
  20. Even if it is store brand, that still seems to high falootin' for this thread... That said, would smash.
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