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  1. 24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    Wait...is the fact that a teenage Beto wrote this, umm...”poem” supposed to make me DISLIKE him? Tucker and the Daily Caller think so. But...here’s the thing...they’re fucking stupid.

     

    “I need a butt-shine,

    Right now

    You are holy,

    Oh, sacred Cow

    I thirst for you,

    Provide Milk.

    Buff my balls,

    Love the Cow,

    Good fortune for those that do.

    Love me, breathe my feet,

    The Cow has risen.

    Wax my ass,

    Scrub my balls.

    The Cow has risen,

    Provide Milk.”

     

    That’s...fucking awesome. Holy shit. And love it. I mean, it’s ridiculous, juvenile bullshit. You know, exactly what every one of us laughed our asses off at at that age.

     

    Psychedelic Warlord's writings aren't any weirder than the antics of Aqua Buddha's acolytes and probably way more normal than the some of the shit done by the Skull and Bones members.

     

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  2. There is a big difference between having no shame and issuing multiple unnecessary apologies for various minor social infractions. He will never survive the general election by apologizing over frivolous stuff. The Republicans will hammer away at that. The way I see it, if you really did something bad then step down, your apology is worthless.

    Anyways, part of Beto's problem is he isn't a solutions guy but just a talker. He can't really change the subject by focusing on any policy proposals. The dude desperately needs some ideas other than "hope and change".

     

  3. Just now, Bama Chick said:

     


    If you would have kept reading you might have realized I was referring to his “helping raise my kids” quote.

     

    That was an even dumber thing to apologize for, it was an off the cuff joke and everyone knows it.

     

  4. 7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

    While the small percentage of an even smaller percentage of Americans obsessed with politics rend their garments about Beto being on some apology tour, I for one, find a leader who takes ownership of a bad statement and acknowledges it and promises to do better instead of lying about reality and hollering “FAKE NEWS!” quite refreshing.

    No one in their 40's should have to apologize for the dumb shit they said as a teen. Everyone was regarded during that time of their life. Beto documented his stream of consciousness during his youth on the internet and there is a lot of silly shit that will keep popping up. He should have just owned it without apologizing.

  5. 1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

    Beto, please don't do this ever again. Do not apologize to Republicans, ever. Do not grab the knife out of their hands and stab yourself with it.

    Be strong. Be tough. Don't apologize to these jackals.

     

    He's been on an apology tour today and it's been pretty pathetic. I have the sadz.

  6. 4 hours ago, Chooky said:

    Can we start a grassroots movement for Ted Cruz called 'Jews for Cruz' and try to convince a conservative super pac to send us startup money and then just divvy the funds and go our separate ways?  

    We will need someone with tribal bona fides to set this up. Anyone that had a bar mitzvah should do as the head of the pac.

    Also, anyone else involved should at least be able to provide proof of being in good standing with the covenant of circumcision. So, dick picks will be needed. Multiple pictures of your flag at full mast and half mast will be required but morning dew is not.

     

     

  7. 1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

    wtf

     

    This isn't probably known by the general public but hacking groups like cDc and l0pht were nothing like what hacking groups are like today. Back then there was an ethos that was adhered to, see "the hacker manifesto" for an example. There was a desire to improve tech beyond what it was designed to do, remove barriers to information, protect privacy, force software companies to strengthen their code, break international borders and unify the world sans government.

    Anyways, the term hacker became associated with a negative connotation about 20 years ago despite attempts to label malicious actors as crackers but the media liked the term hacker and ran with it. Beto was involved during the idealistic era and this shouldn't be confused with the criminal groups that exist today.

    Tonight, I am going to smoke some weed, play Doom and do some war dialing in Beto's honor.

     

     

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  8. 53 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

    wtf

     

    I just read this article and got a major nerd boner. I think Beto might be a blood brother. Holy shit that article felt it was a story from my youth.

    Beto being a member of cDc is fucking awesome.

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  9. 1 hour ago, Chrispy said:

    Oh c’mon, just imagine how totally gnarly it would be to have a skateboarder in the White House. 

    That will actually be pretty cool.

  10. 8 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

    This is how you know the Trump cockchuggers are nervous.  

    Meanwhile Barron and Tiffany are being written out of the script like Chuck Cunningham.

     

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  11. 6 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

    How do you think that compares to US numbers?

    Well, apparently 40% of law enforcement households experience domestic abuse at the hands of LEOs so they are better off than being in an American cops household.

     

     

     

     

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  12. 14 minutes ago, NowThis said:

     

    Trump could have a yellow diarrhea shit storm go off in his whitey tighty tennis shorts on national tv and turn around and make fun of someone for farting.

     

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  13. 41 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

    The least Lindsey could do is wipe Drumph's jizz from his chin before he spoke. 

    Well Miss Lindsey doesn't react to that stuff the same way most people do.

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  14. Finally, someone is tackling the problem of election security with a good strategy. This effort checks off most of the boxes that I would like to see in an attempt to secure the voting systems. There is still the problem of implementation by all of the different states but hopefully this project will provide a common non-proprietary system to be used by everyone.

     

    https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/yw84q7/darpa-is-building-a-dollar10-million-open-source-secure-voting-system

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  15. Robert Francis is starting to trend on Twitter. What is it with Republicans and their obsession with using someone's name with contempt?

    They remind me of the villain played by Taylor Negron in The Last Boy Scout that would address everyone by their full name.

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  16. 7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

    Unfair! Bernie is old and doesn't have a good range of motion!

    #Ageist

    #Ableist

    #Problematic

    You know who else has a terrible range of motion?

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