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Xminus6

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  1. On r/CFB I was asking an Okie Light fan if they were upset about Gundy running off so much of their team during the last offseason. A couple of them both replied that they aren’t going to get the 5-stars that Texas or OU gets or the NIL of those schools either so they’re happy that he got them back to the B12 CG. It was shocking to hear a fan of a ”little brother“ school actually being realistic about their position relative to Bluebloods and specifically their own state flagship. So used to Ags and their ridiculous presumption of greatness.
  2. Tell him they should maybe try to successfully receive a serve from Skinner every so often. Hard to win points with the ball on the ground.
  3. The coveted six of a kind.
  4. Let’s Fuckin Go!
  5. I think it’s the lack of spin. Makes it hard to judge.
  6. Boooom Madi!
  7. Is Maddie more dangerous from there back row?
  8. Properly tailored? The latest aggy multi-millionaire corch says hold all my beers. Well they couldn’t get the guy who sews together Family-Sized tents for Academy to town in time.
  9. Something something negative recruiting yourself.
  10. Maybe it's just a perceptual thing but it seems like even the Moderator thread titles instantly became really boring and uninteresting. I also canceled starting January.
  11. Thus 90% of videos having thumbnails of the host with arms spread wide and their mouth agape in inoffensive amazement.
  12. Great nickname. Best know for being killed by hunters. Two words instead of one for his last name. Same number of syllables for his nickname as his actual name. I’ve never seen people so desperate to coin nicknames as Texags. It’s actually crazy.
  13. You could even come up with a splashy line like “#FeedTheStuds”.
  14. They weren’t going to make ERob the DC. Elks tried to bring Santucci with him to Aggy but he decided instead to stay at Duke. They were going to make Robinson “the highest paid position coach in the country” at $2m. He turned them down.
  15. He asked to suck Kelce’s cock so he could claim he went down on Taylor Swift.
  16. But they was the #1 class in recorded history!
  17. Their ceiling lights look a little swastika-y.
  18. I’ll go. When we were living in Manhattan Beach and having our first kid we went to a birthing class with a bunch of other expectant parents. We grew close to a couple from Europe that lived in our neighborhood. They both worked at Chevron in El Segundo, CA. Years and years later the husband ends up working at a refinery in Texas. I talked to him on the phone and we talked about life and how I was thinking of coming out to Texas for a game possibly and he remembered that I went to Texas and grew up in state. He’s talking about work and mentions that the people he interviews from Aggie are super weird and almost like a cult He doesn’t like hiring them despite their good PE program. This is a guy who didn’t grow up in the country and had very little interest in American College football. But as an unbiased observer he came to the same conclusion as we do.
  19. So we’ve concluded that fatties can’t win natties.
  20. Yeah. Good call. He’s the latest.
  21. I was thinking about it: there really hasn’t been an obese coach who’s dominated CFB in a while. Who was really the last? Saban, Carroll, Meyer, Dabo, Mack wasn’t nearly as heavy back in 06. I guess Kirby is chubby.
  22. Five chicken fried steaks a night is excessive.
  23. Can’t see him doing it now. He was basically left at the altar by the groom for a fat hag he had a crush on in high school. No self respecting coach would walk back into negotiating room after that.
  24. Yeah. I’m not getting there strategy here. Seems like the play is to usually float unimpressive names and surprise with a very good hire. If it ends up being Elko or Traylor or even Fisch it starts their whole regime out with a huge disappointment. Can’t imagine it’ll help their recruiting to play it that way either.
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