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lilMAC25

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  1. He was angry with the lady who reported it, but he didn’t really deny the truth of the report.
  2. Did he though? His AGENT did, but I didn’t hear Sark deny it.
  3. There might be cocaine left on those earrings from when her and Herman were having their drug fueled orgies.
  4. Newborns completely disrupt life. I can’t imagine dealing with one at 47, and I’m not running TexasFootball
  5. Eh, he’s already had one open heart surgery… adding in a vasectomy increases his chances of a prootamine reaction…. yeah, that’s what it is
  6. I mean, it might be. maybe they had breakup sex and Sark’s swimmers hit their target. It happens…
  7. I was trying to come up with a similar line, but this is much better than whatever I was planning. I hope like crazy he proves everyone wrong. That would be amazing.
  8. I mean, I stated it that way for a reason. It doesn’t ONLY apply to sexual satisfaction. Hell, I’d guess MOST affairs that married/“monogamous” women participate in start off due to lack of relational fulfillment (or perceived lack thereof relative to what the seducer is offering) as opposed to sexual satisfaction. what the hell do I know though?
  9. Because it’s often seen as proof that a man cannot satisfy the woman he loves.
  10. I’m quite amused that you’re arguing with Miriam-Webster here. You’re saying that your porn derived definition is the ONLY definition. I’m giving you the CURRENT ONLINE defintion according to MW. (Along with a link to that definition). shit, here is the CAMBRIDGE ENGLISH DICTIONARY DEFINITION https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/cuckold a man whose partner has a sexual relationshipwith someone else: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/cuckold take it up with those guys. 🤷🏼‍♂️
  11. I don’t have any pics of his wife. I want a grilled cheese now. Mayo instead of butter, right?
  12. He might want to know if his woman can smoke your pole…. 🤷🏼‍♂️
  13. FIFY. It’s a term still in use by (checks calendar) 47 yr olds like me. Then again, I have a reasonable vocabulary (though I’m not really well read in the classical sense) Now THAT is funny.
  14. Upload? You don’t have to upload gifs, lady. Giphy tab in the upper right corner.
  15. Sorry you lost an argument to a retard, you cuckold porn enjoyer.
  16. Ah, so you can’t READ. My apologies, I’ll highlight the word carrying all the weight
  17. Yes… ”ALSO”- IN ADDITION TO or ADDITIONALLY, LIKEWISE, IN A LIKEWISE MANNER do you (also) want to argue the definition of the word “ALSO”?
  18. I can’t tell if you’re stupid or playing a bit. cuckold LITERALLY MEANS “a man whose wife is unfaithful”. if you are doing a bit. I apologize for my autism.
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