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Vertigo

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  1. In a stunning move, the Ohio State university has been sold to the MAC. tOSU will own 75% of the conference plus other considerations. Ohio, Toledo, Kent State, Miami of Ohio, Bowling Green, and Akron are expected to be merged into the school as satellite campuses and all 8-10 range women are expected to be pressed into service for the glorious dictator's tOSU buckeye recruiting team. Eastern, Western, and Central Michigan are expected to be demolished and cast into lake superior. When asked why they could not be spun off to maximize value, new MAC commissioner Urban Meyer declared that there is nothing valuable in Michigan.
  2. First time I have actually heard the audio, not gonna lie it made me laugh.
  3. Know someone who lived in a condo and was a next door neighbor to one of Jerry's play things. One night they went out onto the balcony and just heard "Give it to the Jer! Give it to the Jer!" as the neighbor had left her sliding door open with just the screen.
  4. Georgia I would consider in the upper tier of NIL, Bama and OU will continue to struggle and their only hope of relevance is to make hires like KState and Baylor seem to make with some superstar under the radar coach that can develop like crazy.
  5. The helobius action figure will definitely have the kung fu grip.
  6. I don't have a Lambo but I have this 6 Million dollar sponsorship. Maybe I will just buy the dealership.
  7. I know Jonah Williams is a stud in baseball, but man does he have the potential to be something special if he decides to focus on football.
  8. That recruitment deprived us of three years of momma Ringo IG pics. We are just getting started.
  9. Mateer over Arch is certainly a take, as is Thomas over Simmons.
  10. This is generally a strategy that you see around consensus top players at premier positions with some mundane flaw. Teams start throwing this stuff out to everyone who will listen and try to create a narrative to get one of these guys to fall in the draft to them. It usually doesn't work, but every now and then it does.
  11. I just don't see a first round WR in the entire draft this year outside of possibly McMillan, and that is assuming a lot. It wouldn't surprise me to see Burden and Golden drop into round 2 with a few other viable options. I think Banks will ultimately be drafted in the top 10-15. If Barron runs well I could see him as a top 15-20 pick. I still say that Quinn will shoot back up draft boards heading into the draft and find himself at the bottom of the first.
  12. I honestly didn't pay much attention to A&Ms class this cycle. Surprised they ended at 6 considering we were pantsing them almost at will this cycle. OU falling off seems to have improved the margin for error.
  13. Do you think I can still get one of those "We control the tide" shirts?
  14. I have never noticed before, but it looks like they photoshopped out a full Sam Elliott level mustache in that pic.
  15. These people have literally gone insane from an inferiority complex.
  16. Would Ojo be a RT? It seems Turntine is the true #1 priority unless I am missing something.
  17. Considering our two false start machines in Williams and Conner are gone, I am taking the under.
  18. In fairness, his style consultant quit.
  19. It seems like Elko's talent pool of coaches is very very shallow.
  20. You got unbanned and then immediately came to post another Quinn take?
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