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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. just a tourist...
  2. https://nation.lk/online/impotent-man-s-partner-accidentally-deploys-insulation-foam-inside-his-urethra-during-sex-act-166307.html?utm_source Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside his urethra during sex act An American man may never be able to use his penis again after his partner accidentally sprayed expanding foam up his urethra in a sex act gone wrong. The 45-year-old patient had to have a new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate when the foam hardened and became 'anchored' in his penis. Medics who treated him said he will only qualify for reconstructive surgery if he passes a psychiatric evaluation. The unidentified man was struggling with impotence, and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis during sex to stay erect. But things went horribly wrong during one of these sessions when the man's partner tried to use the straw of a can of weatherproofing spray to keep him firm. At some point the man's partner accidently hit the button on top of the can, deploying the foam inside of his penis. The foam, normally used for home insulation, hardened and the man was left with several masses in the inside of his member and bladder. A CT scan revealed the masses of the hardened insulation foam sprayed into the man's penis and bladder (shown, arrows). The 45-year-old and his partner had been inserting objects into his penis in a misguided attempt to treat his erectile dysfunction but their efforts went horrifically wrong when they used the straw connected to a can of weatherproofing foam Pictured here is the total amount of insulation foam removed from the man's bladder and penis after it was unintentionally sprayed inside him. Some of the pieces measured up to 10cm in length and up to 4.3cm in width The pieces of foam that became trapped inside the man's penis. These pieces proved too hard to remove by pulling them out of the penis so instead doctors opted to remove them by cutting a hole in the man's perineum, the area between the scrotum and the anus. Some of these pieces were up to 16mm in length Urologists who detailed the incident in Urology Case Reports said the man waited three weeks to seek medical attention. He only went for treatment after finding it increasingly sore and difficult to urinate. By the time he arrived at hospital he was passing blood.
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  4. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYZnhS5JGUj/
  5. can't...stop...laughing.
  6. your grandma stole my grandma's crab traps...
  7. well duh... and the duck hunting here is underrated...
  8. dude...20 out of 22 on our defense's two-deep weren't there.
  9. meh...i enjoy the pace here.
  10. Roger in the wilds…
  11. this is exactly how this went down...
  12. both...you dumb motherfucker. throw your fucking bait somewhere else.
  13. that is correct…i graduated from divinity school prior to going to law school.
  14. that’s not all that passive-aggressive…
  15. well…i’m a recovering addict whose addiction started with an opioid script, and have published my experiences with addiction and recovery. and i’m a lawyer who at one time did mass tort in the area pharmaceutical litigation but now practice criminal law. so yeah…personal and professional.
  16. personally and professionally, i find this thread fascinating on a variety of levels...no doubt due in some measure to the range of emotion it is producing in me.
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