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Vertuzzi

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  1. Same shit, different year. Wouldn’t be shocked at all to see the Blues knock them out of round 1 again.
  2. I mean, fucking talk about completely monkey fucking your situation in the matter of a week. This guy might be GOAT of decision making. Leaving a playoff team and $2MM/year to join a shit UCLA team to make less in a significantly higher income tax state. Put this kid on 24 hour watch for the next few months while reality sets in.
  3. I fucking hope Columbus gets in because fuck les habitants. Plus, I actually think Montreal would upset Washington in round 1 and I couldn’t stand listening to those annoying fucks brag about winning a fucking playoff series against a couple of fucking dinosaurs on the Caps.
  4. Avs get their captain back plus some needed rest for their big boys. Dallas might be in big trouble. They look like absolute dog shit right now and Heiskanen doesn’t seem like he’s close to returning. Rantanen with only 5 goals since joining the Stars, and how many at 5x5? Life is just different when you aren’t playing with MacKinnon and Makar.
  5. What an absolute choke from the Habs last night. Couldn’t even beat out a shitty Blackhawk team in their home barn. They will be an easy first round exit by the end of next week. Hate from Boston you fuckers.
  6. Name sounds like a dish I had this weekend in the North End.
  7. Hahah love this shit. Fuck Tennessee for signing this kid to a stupid ass contract to begin with. Next, fuck this kid and his dad for thinking he’s worth $4mm a year. I hope both parties crash and burn while we watch from a distance. Let’s see which school is fucking stupid enough to get involved with that nightmare of a family.
  8. Holy fuck. I wouldn’t ever want to be in an elevator with this creep alone. Gives off major psycho vibes. Nightmare shit.
  9. No fuck that, we don’t need to rush to watch more Islanders hockey.
  10. “Bands a make her dance!” https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1908940703343816781?s=46
  11. Look no further than who’s behind their bench. He implements dog shit systems.
  12. “He's in the army now, a blowin' reveille He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B”
  13. Just prepare yourself now that the Jets will face Colorado round 1 again.
  14. Why were the Flyers and Oilers playing a game in Dallas?
  15. Poor sheep. Break out the ball gags, going to be a rough couple of months for the barn animals until we get closer to football season.
  16. This. Buffalo loves winning meaningless games. Nothing to see here. This may hype up their stupid fan base for next season, only to find that shit hasn’t changed and they are still a bottom feeder in the East. Can’t wait until Dahlin requests a trade from that shit hole.
  17. Fake fruit in the background is the perfect touch. You know this fat cunt doesn’t eat fucking fruit.
  18. They need the morale boost imo. These fuckers have had their heads shoved into the toilet a lot the past few weeks which has made them a bit too self aware for my comfort. A series win should correct that quickly and re-awaken their delusional expectations.
  19. Some poor fucker just had enough and chucked that shit into the woods. That’s fucking hilarious.
  20. Shocking that people can’t figure this out.
  21. 6 goals in the last 6 games for Nichushkin. What a piece of shit. Who would want that on their team?
  22. The unconditional waivers part. Could have at least received something back for him but they just let him go for nothing.
  23. Teams do play different systems, which affects players’ games. See Mikko in Colorado vs Carolina.
  24. This is how bad the Bruins season has become. I’m arguing about a player that doesn’t even play on the team I root for. Fuck you, Don Sweeney. I’d rather hang out with Val Nichushkin than that Harvard douche.
  25. Christ, you fucking Mary. That incident was investigated by both the NHL and Seattle PD, both of which absolved him of any wrongdoing. Just say you’re bitter that your dumb fucking team placed him on unconditional waivers.
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