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Vertuzzi

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  1. As my father said throughout my childhood: “If my aunt had a cock, she’d be my uncle”.
  2. Could not move out of that dump quick enough. I do miss all of my international bros though. They were fucking awesome. The Brazilians and the Koreans loved ripping darts.
  3. Have fun breaking into Dobie. The elevators in that shit hole probably still don’t work. Still have Vietnam flashbacks of being forced to walk up 16 floors.
  4. About 3.5 weeks out from the start of preseason. Going to be a tough year watching the B’s suck shit through a fucking straw but I guess rebuilds have to start eventually. We’re on the Gavin McKenna ride this year. Will someone please fucking beat Florida for fucks sake.
  5. I like GA Tech to cover in Boulder.
  6. Rooting for every SEC team, except Texas, to fucking lose this week. Fuck this conference. My bets will reflect this attitude.
  7. Fucking hell Trafford…City crumbling in this first half.
  8. Didn’t take long for WHU to go tits up after the early lead.
  9. New logo for football. Sucks compared to the old fighting leprechaun.
  10. If this is real, this guy is a gigantic pussy. Have fun, UCLA.
  11. Wow...yikes…neckbeard abruptly retiring fucked that franchise completely.
  12. That’s a fucking Newcastle 9 if I’ve ever seen one.
  13. Great opening match.
  14. I have a couple of lads from Galway that are huge Everton fans. Watching matches with them every season as misery and pain overcomes them is funny for me to watch. They got me back this past season as a City fan, though.
  15. She’s for sure on a list if she’s been that many times. Hanging around kids all the time without kids if your own is major sus.
  16. So close, voice-to-text
  17. Oh no, they might spit on us. How terrifying.
  18. Carmelina’s in the north end is pretty decent. Good mussels and clams. It’s a small place so reserve ahead of time.
  19. Heading back to Delhi next March for my wife’s cousin’s wedding. A few days in the city seeing all of the family and then heading to Varanasi and Agra. It’s been a year and a half since we last went and I’m just now getting over the absolute horror that is Chandni Chowk.
  20. Pump lotion bottles fucking drive me up the wall. The straw of the fucking pump never reaches the bottom of the bottle, which leaves like a quarter of the lotion unreachable without having to screw off the pump and smacking that shit on the palm of my hand. Just an overall inferior product design.
  21. Good little scrap, boys. Better than some douche pulling out a gun and ending someone’s life for absolutely no reason. I think the little Armenian won this round.
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