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Vertuzzi

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  1. No Fun League strikes again. Let players flex over their bitches.
  2. Vertuzzi replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Tried it for the first time my freshman year at UT since we don’t have them in Massachusetts. Went to the location off the drag in west campus. That shit sucked honestly. Dry ass patty and the fries were just average. Don’t understand the hype around it in Texas when there are so many better options, like P Terry’s or Mighty Fine.
  3. It’s not absurd and conscription has been around in Finland for a long time. You just must be new to hockey. He either needs to sacrifice a few summers to complete his mandatory service or pay the fine. Basically every Finn has faced the same dilemma.
  4. Eagles cover and beat the shit out of Jerry’s shit ass team. Dak turns the ball over twice. Saquon goes for 120+.
  5. Hope all of the games in the US are poorly attended. Fuck this shit show.
  6. He’s a good player and is missed by City for sure. Feel like he got too much of the blame for the shit midfield when’s it’s our defense that’s absolutely atrocious.
  7. Happy to see Grealish succeed early at Everton. Missing him right now in our midfield at City.
  8. They are clearly selling out to stop the run. How many times have we seen OSU bring their safeties down. Basically all of the second quarter.
  9. Because OSU is selling out to stop the run. They don’t think Arch can beat them clearly.
  10. Offense is completely one dimensional right now. OSU just focusing on stoping the run and forcing Arch to make plays. Fucking brutal.
  11. Fucking you do you, but that sounds like an awful environment to trip.
  12. As my father said throughout my childhood: “If my aunt had a cock, she’d be my uncle”.
  13. Could not move out of that dump quick enough. I do miss all of my international bros though. They were fucking awesome. The Brazilians and the Koreans loved ripping darts.
  14. Have fun breaking into Dobie. The elevators in that shit hole probably still don’t work. Still have Vietnam flashbacks of being forced to walk up 16 floors.
  15. About 3.5 weeks out from the start of preseason. Going to be a tough year watching the B’s suck shit through a fucking straw but I guess rebuilds have to start eventually. We’re on the Gavin McKenna ride this year. Will someone please fucking beat Florida for fucks sake.
  16. I like GA Tech to cover in Boulder.
  17. Rooting for every SEC team, except Texas, to fucking lose this week. Fuck this conference. My bets will reflect this attitude.
  18. Fucking hell Trafford…City crumbling in this first half.
  19. Didn’t take long for WHU to go tits up after the early lead.
  20. New logo for football. Sucks compared to the old fighting leprechaun.
  21. If this is real, this guy is a gigantic pussy. Have fun, UCLA.
  22. Wow...yikes…neckbeard abruptly retiring fucked that franchise completely.
  23. That’s a fucking Newcastle 9 if I’ve ever seen one.
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