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RGBIII

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  1. Spoke with an aggy buddy of mine who stated. "Elko is getting us back to basics. No more flash and style, just substance and smashmouth football." Of course, I responded, "What exactly about Jimbo's tenure screamed flash and style." During the same conversation he mentioned that he wouldn't be surprised if Elko moved fall camp to Junction, TX like Bear Bryant...the conversation ended there as I was far too busy laughing. I have never in my life wanted anything more than to see these gomers pound their little dicks about the Junction Boys. Just tremendous content
  2. Imagine lighting 80million on fire to hire fucking Mike Elko and Colin Klien...I cannot wait for the DC hire
  3. When Casey Thompson and Hudson Card were in a QB battle in the preseason, I heard one of his teammates call him Fakey Thompson
  4. This is a rake that you didnt step on
  5. lol no they fucking arent He’s all Hat and no cattle. If it doesn’t benefit business he’s not interested Indiana just signed the JMU coach with an NIL promise. Won’t shock me if sarks extension was similarly designed but I wouldn’t have first hand knowledge of that You don’t need to be. You need to donate $22+ dollars a month and convince the rest of your friends to do the exact same thing or call them poor. The rest takes care of itself
  6. *Googles Jalen Rashada*
  7. "We could use an off ball linebacker, bring him in"- Ian Boyd probably
  8. Will venmo someone a crisp $10 virtual bill if they can compile all of @Bruh Mangreatest hits together
  9. If Venables let’s Jackson Arnold leave for one extra year of future car salesman Dillon Gabriel…L.O.L
  10. I mean…those were different people…but you’re cooking so imma let it slide
  11. Jay Boulware and the fucking 🐐 Mikey Stoops…bring ‘em all over
  12. This is better than Christmas. Sorry Jesus, your birthday takes a backseat to aggy lighting 100 million bucks on fire to hire a coach with a 72-64 record at Kentucky. Nothing like firing your 7-5 coach to hire a 7-5 coach. I am not trying to be greedy but please, please hire Mike Stoops. Mark I fucking BEG you…hire your brother
  13. I look forward to seeing who the first person is that asks "maybe one of them will come back"...
  14. Im Just glad that the WiFi in Huntsville is good enough that @SydneyCarton can continue to post
  15. Arthur Smith is football Hitler
  16. We are. I texted him the same thing as I posted
  17. Is there a word for someone who exists off the smell of his own farts?
  18. Some mother fucker in my section attempted to start the wave in the 8th inning of game 7 of the ALCS this year. I have never been in a physical altercation at a sporting event but this was the closest I have ever come to attempting murder. Getting skull fucked by the rangers while this middle aged douche bag is trying to start the wave...garcia hit a bomb into the boxes as this mother fucker was turned around counting on his hand for people to stand up an wave...I am still mad
  19. Yelling at Americans sounds like more a cloak room type of deal
  20. Going from Dusty Baker to Dusty Baker....but on cocaine. Sure would be a move
  21. Fuck Netflix or whoever is responsible for not having more Mindhunter
  22. Wife pictured above Me: This is going on your car. Wife: What is it? Me: It's an emblem for your car Wife. Ok
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