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The University

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  1. piss on their momma's best collectibles...and take the 80.
  2. at heb, i witnessed a woman sneezing directly into a display case and then fondling a few items. so, other than that woman being a total fucktard, be careful when handling anything you buy from a store/restaurant. assume that the virus is on the packaging and wash after dispensing it into another plate/pot/etc.
  3. if it's not working out of the box after firing it up, just slap it on the side a few times. there's also a ukraine site that lets you view copies of all medical equipment manuals after you install their reader app.
  4. have tickets for ministry/kmfdm/fla in houston on 7/24, but if that show gets canceled, whatevs. we'll likely be in the throes of anarchy over a virus while burning inside due to the new world order and permawar.
  5. yesterday around 5 PM today, right before 6AM #supermarketsweep2020
  6. solid point. the pos buttons and touchscreen are a much safer option.
  7. should've waited until tuesday.
  8. we're all gonna die anyway. chinese nuke, chinese puke, whatevs.
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