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The University

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  1. >> Project Connect and City of Austin have joined the chat
  2. utsa guy by the event staff woman loved talking shit the whole game. started a brawl with other utsa(?) fans and got the boot. it was probably the most exciting part of the game.
  3. it's amazing that the tesla was able to fit in such a tight parking spot.
  4. easy fix. grab ~10 of these faux boulders and bring back billy goat hill for the weekend.
  5. add a brazzers logo and you'll quickly change your mind about these geezers
  6. ... and now he's hawking subs for Jersey Mike. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  7. been at the in-laws for the last 5 days, and they're mostly aggy although some more than others. BiL is the hardcore one that usually has some thinly veiled comment about Sark or dildos. the others usually chime in when BiL gets it started. well. so far, i've seen zero aggy gear. nothing. not even a ball cap. no aggy gifts to each other. no talk about their "revenge" game. no talk about college football whatsoever. not even bomc themed discussions. in fact, they have no interest in any bowl games whatsoever much less playoffs. fucking glorious. 🤘
  8. four more games left to become a bad bad bad bad motherfucker.
  9. have any details been provided about the student ticket allotment for the game?
  10. hey, kirby! how's your baby arm peen feel after being punched into the dirt?
  11. lmfao at the resell market for the aggy game. it's the superest of superbowls for those bucked tooth hillbilly pud slappers.
  12. the system is not for the game, it is for safety/emergency scenarios.
  13. a while back I was offered a tour of the stadium's operation center. during the tour they demoed the console for the stadium security cameras. essentially, they could punch in a specific seat and get a very clear image of the person in the seat. that was over 10 years ago. they absolutely have the technological capability to match faces with IDs. so, fafo...I guess.
  14. saw a sorority girl place a $20 on top of her phone, trying to convince the overwhelmed ticket scanner to let her friend in. "sir, do you see her ticket? it's right here on top of my phone!" 😂 nothing ever changes.
  15. it don't make a shit. just win. 🤘
  16. there is nothing in the world so much like prayer as cowbell at a football game is.
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