Everything posted by Domedriver
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
CDC, fire the Hermturtle and bring in Urban, and we will put up a statue for you!🤘
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Ever since I saw him with his sledgehammer locker room fail, I knew Hermann was a Goob. We can do better. We are fucking Texas!
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Cowboys vs Washington Football Team: Turkey Day Edition
The Dallass CowQuiters
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The Last Truly Enjoyable Moment as a Texas Longhorns Football Fan
While I have had other happy moments, there are two that rain supreme! Both of them are VY games during the championship run! the first was the OU game where we destroyed the gooner boomers. We had great seats and had smuggled in a quart of Crown in a bladder and hose rig in my junk. I was hosing my buddies coke while squeezing what looked like my junk. The old lady next to me eyed me suspiciously and said “ Son just what are you doing?” I smiled and said “Crown Royal”. She smiled and held over her Coke for me to hose too. Just then Jamal broke loose. After the game we took in the car shows in the halls,a d while nobody was looking, my buddy, like me a well know rock climber mountaineer climbed the Jeep Climbing tower. This Okie looking red neck reacted with outrage and snarled, “Just what the hell do you think you are doing?” To which my buddy replied, “Anything I want! We let him cat fishing in outrage. the second was the rose bowl, and the ecstasy of the win. Afterwards we went to an In and Out Burger, and this trailer trash looking bitch was trash talking about all the Longhorns in the joint. Being very drunk I walked up to her and her boyfriend, and said to the boyfriend that “You need to tell you butt puppet to shut the fuck up”. He just looked at me scared because I am not a small man. Then the whole place burst out into the Eyes of Texas! peaks to remember!
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Farmageddon 104
😭it would be less painful if I Oh Wa State was better looking. 😱
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MNF - Vikes at da Bears
Is it because of Colt that I have the tongue spit hates for Cousins?
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Thirty years ago today...
I was there and the whole upper deck was shaking! Never louder, maybe with the new SEZ, and some winnings we can be louder. Shake the house🤘
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Cowboys vs Steelers
I called this in the other Squints thread. He is going to be a star and the joke will be on us!🤘😢
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Dallas Cowboys 2020 Regular Season Thread: Finally No More Garrett!
Squints Starts! 😱
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
Sterns seems to hve the suxs some
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2020: Garrett Gilbert May Start for Cowboys
So I hope he starts and wins big time. It will be an excellent reference for Sam to the NFL. Here you have a QB who failed at Texas, and look at how good he is. And yeah Squints is going to be a good NFL journey man QB. but look at Sam a QB who has survived the furnace that QB at Ut is. Burnt Orange heat is hot!🤘
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Cowboys/Eagles, laugh out loud thread
Squints Times coming!
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Cowboys/Eagles, laugh out loud thread
It’s times!
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Cowboys/Eagles, laugh out loud thread
When is Squits Time?
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Joseph Ossai
He won the game. On Halloween, he was the terror of the okie pokies!
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Chris Ash Defense
Ash’s defense sux! Fire him!
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
Ashes to ashes, shit to shit. Fire him now. this is all on coaching and scheme. Total failure on both = fired!
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
Our LB was floating in space not knowing where to go. No OkiePokie within 10 yards. Tentatively fads back then forward. Pass over his head to a wide open... really bad corching and scheme. The Dome does not approve. Fire them all!
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
If there is a pooch we will screw it!
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
run BBoy run!
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Dallas Cowboys 2020 Offseason Thread -- 25th Anniversary of Mediocrity
Squints starts and becomes a Star, and the joke is on us!
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Joe Buck & Troy Aikman Forget Hot Mics are On; Mock the NFL's Flyovers
I believe you! The Bone they flew over the Rose Bowl for VY’s Natty, shook the whole stadium when it lit its burners! We knew it was game on and a happening of National significance! while empty stadium fly overs are stupid, I would rather they burn the avgas entertaining us an in training rather than war. I love peace, but I love war toys!🤘
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Battle Of The States Georgia vs. Arkansas
I have voted, so some football is much better then some townhall shit. thank you to all early voting poll workers!🤘
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Nick Saban tests positive for Covid-19 (LOLJK CORCHING TONIGHT V GEORGIA)
It’s what he gets for kissing up on Ol’Kiffin! joey Freshwater is a carrier of many things!
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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]
No matter the outcome, Sam is a true hero and we will have to put up a statue!