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Drifterwood

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  1. One of the things that irks me the most about Sark’s tenure thus far is the continued use of the All Gas No Brakes slogan. They need to retire that shit yesterday. We’ve seen a shitload of brakes and very little gas and the trend line for that is depressing as fuck. Looks like his philosophy is expecting to coast and get to the destination with plenty of gas in the tank and I’m not a big fan of the results.
  2. What number is higher? Your level of concern on a scale of 1-10, or your revised predicted win total? Im going with a tie at 8
  3. Fire this motherfucker tomorrow. Fuck this guy.
  4. Let’s be real here, fixing the OL would go a looooong way towards looking competitive
  5. Absolutely dogshit. Shameful.
  6. Do we know he didn’t?
  7. Gotta love that sequence of posts. Perfect aggy logic.
  8. The poster who said we’re gonna see a ton of brakes and not much gas is probably spot on for this game. I suspect this is going to look a lot like the games down the stretch last year where Sark didn’t try to do anything more than what was necessary to win, while also stubbornly trying to prove the OL can get us that one yard on 4th downs instead of taking points. All gas when you might not need it scares you to death, you know?
  9. Bijan currently leading the NFL in scrimmage yards at 584, ahead of Nacua (555), McCaffrey (530) and Jonathan Taylor (527). Only 2TDs though, hopefully he can find the end zone more as he continues kicking ass.
  10. Pretty sure OSU would not be running out the same gameplan as week one if we met in the playoffs
  11. Our own proclivity for playing like shit on offense is way scarier than anything Florida is going to throw at us. And that’s plenty of reason to take a cautious approach to this game as a fan.
  12. Look guys! Hurt durr someone said kool aid… hurr durr, so I went over to the chat GPT machine and typed me up an image description with tha longhorns and kool aid and hurr durr, it spit this thing right out!!!! Ain’t that funny!!!
  13. AI pictures are fucking stupid and you’re a fucking room temperature IQ loser if you think that shit is funny enough to bother posting. Get a fucking life.
  14. They got the back up camera guy and yellow line guy in already
  15. The being on TV talking phase of his career that’s coming in about 1-3 years is gonna be wild
  16. Was watching the game with my dad and recall us picking up a 4th down running play with some misdirection and saying “I bet Sark wasn’t planning on busting that out against UTEP.” I think Sark has been doing a delicate dance between going vanilla, holding guys out, and trying to do only basic shit while avoiding catastrophe and he’s really walking the edge thus far this season. I don’t think he’s doing a great job because it looks like shit. Not sure how much to be down on him for it because no one could’ve predicted Arch would suck this badly.
  17. What’s the saying? Libertarians are either Republicans who like drugs or Democrats who don’t wanna pay taxes?
  18. No reports I’m aware of but I wouldn’t expect to see him until after the bye at the earliest.
  19. The quote from Sark about Stroh getting snaps at Center feels like he is just fucking with us in a petty way. If it is legit, what the fuck is going on there? Have we not heard how much the staff likes both Robertson and Cruz for over a year now? Does Stroh have a megadonor relative we’re unaware of? Or compromising pictures of Flood and/or Sark?
  20. Arch Manning seems like he sucks
  21. And we all thought Sark going out and getting Caldwell reflected poorly on Owen’s…
  22. And do a pirouette, keep his feet and barely even lose a step of pace before getting to the end zone? Maybe Livingstone will do that today.
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