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MaybeACoordinator

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  1. No, purgatory is for sinners. Fetuses are not sinners so they go to limbo.
  2. I've taught mine to re-enact scenes from Goodfellas. Original: Re-enactment:
  3. It sounds a lot like Segari's. If it wasn't, cancel whatever your next big ticket restaurant night out might be and go there instead. Tremendous food, super laid back -- it really is Houston's best kept secret like they say on the menus.
  4. Not even if he was the life of every party and lit up every room he went in? Or how he never met a stranger?
  5. Re coffee misadventures, I know this old hippie / shaman type whose done just about every drug on earth...The guy is an extreme genius and also an extreme casualty of psychedelic drugs -- he lives in a shed behind an antique store. Anyway, here is his disastrous coffee enema story. It starts with him talking about how he fasts a day or two each week...He was at some yoga class: One lady affirmed to her friend that the benefits of her fasting had been wonderfully enhanced by taking a ‘coffee enema’ at the conclusion of the fast.... I listened with curious interest...But, ignorantly, asked no questions and did no research ( this was before we all had computers in our pockets )... I happened to be finishing a fast that very next day....and resolved to give coffee a try... The punch-line here, and the startling/hilarious/pathetic denouement of my youthful ignorance lies in the fact that ALL the benefits of the coffee can be had with merely 1 or 2 TABLESPOONS of coffee mixed-in with A HALF-GALLON of water.... Not having ‘bothered’ to learn/inform myself of that simple fact.....the next morning, I ran 9 CUPS of percolated Seaport up my butt!...( I DID allow it to cool-down to body-temperature before ‘using’ it ).... Every caffeine-addict knows that Seaport is tantamount to legal-Speed...and that butt-hose was the WORST form of ‘shooting-up’.... It was easily the MOST disgusting physiological experience that I have ever had....It was full-throttle rip-shit for about 12 hours, and I could feel the effects of it for an entire week....
  6. The voice on that chick who does the Coke ads on the radio slays me....I have no idea what she looks like and I am scared to find out.
  7. Whatever you think about DAC, if you like country music even a little bit, check out his son Tyler Mahan Coe's podcast Cocaine & Rhinestones. It is fucking amazing. (Last time I talked to Tyler he and his dad weren't talking and hadn't for years, but Tyler is an ornery little prick all on his own. In a good way.)
  8. That would be my mama, god rest her soul. Here she is probably backstage at the Armadillo with East Austin blues pianist Robert Shaw.
  9. Posted upthread but I will do it again -- Martin Luther's words from 1527: To which I will add -- we don't hear much about this being God's punishment, I guess because it isn't confined to one city the pastors of these false religions can brand as sinful.
  10. Well, we have this third teat police force called the Harris County Constables that were formed to do shit like that, but they'd rather be sexually assaulting their own female deputies in human trafficking whorehouse raids than dangerous work like taking down possibly armed and definitely dangerous fugitives. I hate algorithms but I think you could put one together that would take an accused criminal's background into account and it would spit out a percentage likelihood that they would continue fucking up while on bail. You could add to that a human element, like finding out where they would be living, would they have a job, would they be checking in with the authorities weekly, staying off drugs and alcohol, etc., and if they don't, you bust up the Constables making their female officers give them lapdances and have them spare no expense in hauling them in.
  11. Brady's Landing hung on until a few years ago as a function room.
  12. He has a cover band called A Corporate Affair. I used to do a very good impersonation of him back in the day, so I've kept up with him. My late gay uncle used to go there to pick up sailors. Sounds very cliched but it was true.
  13. We don't have to believe in no librul science
  14. I hate fake and falsely attributed quotes on the Internet, but Martin Luther actually said every word of these quotes when the Black Plague was ravaging Germany. I grew up Catholic and so did he, lol, but man, Evangecalism now has nothing to do with the Protestantism of Luther's invention or even Christianity as a whole. I know, I know, we've all been saying that on her for years, but I love this stuff from Luther, the OG Preacher of FAFO. There's this: “I shall ask God mercifully to protect us. Then I shall fumigate, help purify the air, administer medicine and take it. I shall avoid places and persons where my presence is not needed in order not to become contaminated and thus perchance inflict and pollute others and so cause their death as a result of my negligence. If God should wish to take me, he will surely find me and I have done what he has expected of me and so I am not responsible for either my own death or the death of others. If my neighbor needs me however I shall not avoid place or person but will go freely as stated above. See this is such a God-fearing faith because it is neither brash nor foolhardy and does not tempt God.” And this: "They are much too rash and reckless, tempting God and disregarding everything which might counteract death and the plague. They distain the use of medicines; they do not avoid places and persons infected by the plague, but lightheartedly make sport of it and wish to prove how independent they are. They say that it is God’s punishment; if he wants to protect them he can do so without medicines or our carefulness. This is not trusting God but tempting him. God has created medicines and provided us with intelligence to guard and take good care of the body so that we can live in good health. If one makes no use of intelligence or medicine when he could do so without detriment to his neighbor, such a person injures his body and must beware lest he become a suicide in God’s eyes. By the same reasoning a person might forego eating and drinking, clothing and shelter, and boldly proclaim his faith that if God wanted to preserve him from starvation and cold, he could do so without food and clothing. Actually that would be suicide. It is even more shameful for a person to pay no heed to his own body and to fail to protect it against the plague the best he is able, and then to infect and poison others who might have remained alive if he had taken care of his body as he should have. He is thus responsible before God for his neighbor’s death and is a murderer many times over."
  15. Phil Valentine was as big as it gets in Nashville. Michael Berry-level.
  16. I really don't give a fuck about looting from Wal Mart and shit and you shouldn't either. People's homes on the other hand....
  17. Why should Reddit have all the fun? But thanks for the resource - if this thread has legs i will steal a bunch of shit off there.
  18. I'll add one. I actually talked to this choad one time. I got hung up on quick. 3. Phil Valentine, Nashville's bigtime AM conservative talk host. Remember, kids: In life, you are always either making memories or stacking up regrets. Don't be like Phil Valentine.
  19. Those two are the first case and the most recent case I've heard about.
  20. i can't do it all myself! If we can let's keep numbering them. I will chip in two or three a day.
  21. A dedicated thread for those who publicly fucked around and found it -- especially those who encouraged others to follow their lead. 1. Caleb Wallace, the "Freedom Defender" of San Angelo. Hosted a July 4 Freedom Rally in San Angelo and got sick later that month. Would not see a doctor because, his widow explained, he did not want to contribute to the statistics. Turned to ivermectin and high doses of zinc and vitamin C but went into a coma and died on August 8, a month and four days after his hosting of a superspreader event. He leaves behind a pregnant wife and three kids; you can find their GoFundMe if you want to. And maybe you should -- his widow did not share his views and masks up regularly. Not her fault nor their kids'. 2. This Tomball woman, named Karen because of course she was, was the OG of this genre of demise for me. I posted about her on Facebook in early April of 2020 and about a half-dozen people thought there was some kind of fakery going on because they refused to believe people would be this stupid and/or blinded by a literally lethal partisan political psychosis. One dude took me to task for dunking on the recently departed when all I said was what you see below was her last post on social media, noted that she had died, and added, "No telling how many people she infected and/or encouraged to ignore the facts about this 'media-driven' alleged conspiracy as she went on her merry way armored with her 'common sense, a sense of direction, faith, a will to fight, and of course, guns' instead of joining the rest of the sanitizer-seeking 'sheep.'" The guy who sort of challenged me was not a Trumper -- he is a very left dude who had not yet realized how bad this shit was going to get: Jesus. Anyway, as these idiotic deaths continue to pile up and their news is scattered over four of five threads on here, I thought we needed just the one specifically dedicated to St. Gritty of Philadelphia, patron of FAFO.
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