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MaybeACoordinator

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  1. obviously i did not intend to start a duplicate thread. i thought the discussion was either a tangent in an unrelated thread or in a catchall thread of some kind. "Kevin Kelley" is a shitty name for a thread like this because maybe ten percent of the people who've heard of that "crazy hs coach in Arkansas who never punts" actually know the dude's name. your belligerence is peak Surly -- hats off to you.
  2. Maybe because not many people know kelley got a college gig, and not everybody is on every thread. i maintain that story is of enough interest on its own to merit a dedicated thread, if for no other reason that it's so weird and unusual. We have team threads for, oh let's see here: aggy, USC, Texas State, UTSA, SMU, Illinois, Nebraska, Navy, Rice, Arizona State, Jackson State, LSU and every other team in the Big 12. Probably a few more I am missing.
  3. it's the strangest experiment in CFB for many years...we've adopted other small colleges on here before like Fleck's bunch before he went to minny and wofford tee hee
  4. Yeah...I don't mean to come across as gloating. I like to see experimentation amid all the groupthink. Maybe this is just a blip. Maybe Campbell is awesome, even if they were 0-2 coming in. Maybe I should go fuck myself...
  5. i'm gonna have to ask him to try a little harder and get the next one out to about 500 feet. i will win $100k in cash or bitcoin when he does.
  6. Got hired by Presbyterian, and FCS school in SC...the Blue Hose smashed their first two opponents by an average score of 81-23 with their QB throwing for 530 yards and ten TDs in the season opener. Insane box scores all around -- in the opener, nine guys caught TD passes. Could Kevin Kelley's virtual reinvention of football - go for it almost very fourth, never kick XPs or FGs, onside every kick-off, to name a few quirks -- translate from Arkansas HS football, where Kelley won something like 8 state championships despite having almost no real talent? Looked like it through week 2, but today, welp, they ran into a buzzsaw in the form of the Campbell Fightin' Camels and got annihilated 72-0. Two QBs combined for seven picks. They barely cracked 200 yds total offense. This time seven Campbell receivers hauled in TDs. On a side note, the box score claims the Rev. Jesse L. Jackson Sr. caught a pass. I am assuming this is a prank. Jesse has Parkinson's, is coming of covid is out of eligibility, and was a QB anyway.
  7. i wish we'd use Whitt in a hybrid RB / wr role like Metcalf in the pros or Reggie Bush. you'd think Sark might want to try that...as for Robinson goes, how are his hands?
  8. They were terrible. We beat them convincingly.
  9. Also interesting -- in his junior year of HS, Clemens was the #3 man in the Spring Woods rotation behind two other pro prospects....Reminds me of how Santana Dotson had to ride pine at Yates b/c their dl was so stacked.
  10. for one thing, i bet she can sling a mean mess of shrimp n' grits. daughter's probably needs some work.
  11. This might all blow over in a few years. My kids are eight years apart. My son came out of his mama calling everything racist...he had a meltdown once after a little league game because Jack in the Box sold an "Asian salad,'' which he thought, at the time, so very waicis. He's a 25-year-old army vet now and thinks his old self is hilarious. His sister has always rolled her eyes at his overwoke antics....So i dunno.
  12. Dusty always calls Rob Ford "Rob Ford." reminds me of
  13. Would not be suprised if that boy's a little light in his loafers, despite tipping in at a hale and hearty three bills
  14. Reminds me of the RL Burnside quote 'naw, i didn't kill that boy. i just shot him two times in the head. him dyin' was between him and the lord.'
  15. i spent every single day of that year across the pond and i am not about to relive that shit i avoided 28 years ago now.
  16. Let the MOB do whatever they can think of. Fuck pc pussies, let them run to their safe space and pet each others wittle feewings. hating on the MOB is aggy
  17. Goddamit this is so frustrating to keep reading from you young 'uns. It is, and always has been, almost exactly like OU and until we start acting like it down here, we will be punked again and again by these assholes in the SEC. Yes every team does want to beat us but Arky is off the charts level. I don't think Mack understood it at first, either. What, do you find it unseemly for almighty TEXAS to have to actually concern ourselves with yet another yokel state's football team? Does the prospect of two major rivalry games in one season not compute for you? Well, get used to it because come SEC times we will be having three every year. They HATE us and play like it. We dismiss them as just another opponent and get out intensitied and ratfucked.
  18. NW seems to be the trendy pick for "cool city, low expectations." Auburn has deranged boosters. Tennessee is fucked -- worst situation for recruiting in the SEC where they have no instate and have to fight GA and Alabama and Clemson at their gates and Ohio State and Penn State not that far in another direction. add in unrealistic expectations, and it's terrible.
  19. Absolutely agree....And I think Mack has blossomed there too late in life. I don't think all that weight and puffiness came just from Sally's cookies.
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