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MaybeACoordinator

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  1. Far be it from me to kinkshame....in fact, I will kink abet with this work of art: Sister Kyrsten and the Killer Flamingos of Volcano Island
  2. Yeah i think she's certifiably nuts. And also bought and paid for. She is like a Manchurian candidate with a few glitches in the matrix.
  3. Yeah she is the standout between Randy-ette and ETBF at the other end.
  4. Thought so too. He has good vision and ability to wait on blocks and find seams...and he put on too much weight and lost his burst. It's a chicken and egg thing. You build that culture and then you get the wins and then you get the players who want the exposure.
  5. Oh yeah, so you want this Bijan kid in there instead of the steady experienced Ingram....
  6. I disagreed with Mack's extreme aversion to ever having anything approaching a QB controversy after Simms-Applewhite but I could see his rationale, chickenshit and counterproductive as it was. What I don't understand is how a coach with all his experience, success at two programs and an NC under his belt, could suddenly completely forget everything about building and maintaining an offensive line. At some point he once knew something about it, right? How did he just start failing at every aspect of it for so long so late in his career?
  7. If by "coaches" you mean late period Mack Brown, then I agree. IDGAF about the rankings of the classes he pulled in, it went to absolute shit circa 2007 and we are still in the process of digging out of the smoking crater he left behind. IMO Strong and Herman have proven to be about average recruiters for a program of our stature. Mack from '98-02 for real had it going on, and then there was a dip, and finally a crash.
  8. Ford and Sparks were hilarious at the end of the loss the night before last.... After they apprehended that fan on the field, Sparks said "How much money would it take to get you to do that, Rob?" "No amount of money. I just wouldn't do it." "Really?" "Yep, wouldn't do it. Here's the kick and the pitch, Altuve looks at a strike." "What about $5000?" "Nope, wouldn't do it. Altuve is 3-for-9 against Cruz in his career with two doubles. Here's the pitch, cutter low and away." "$10000?" "No, Steve not even for $10000. Congrats to Yuli Gurriel -- that diving grab of Wander Franco's smash in the fifth inning was our Daniel's Jewelry Gem of the Game. Kick and the pitch, Altuve chase a slider low and away. He's really had trouble laying off that pitch, Steve." "Yeah. What about $20,000. Final offer."
  9. I like Gritty emoji here but ideally we'd also have a crocodile weeping big fat tears for big fat alex.
  10. You give each recruit one-five stars for performance on the 40: One star: total bust, never sees the field at UT. Two star: passed on depth chart early, maxes out on special teams / garbage time. Possibly a good kid who graduates, maybe transfers for more playing time elsewhere and isn't a dick about it. Three star: Maxes out at one or two-year starter. Makes a play or two here and there. Maybe a Gaskamp Award type. Four Star: All conference, probably more than once. Starts turning heads as a freshman. Drafted on day two... Five star: All American, Heisman candidate, Outland / Lomabardi, first or second rounder, statues on campus, etc.
  11. They'd both be wearing orange
  12. Well, technically no dude truly suffers from premature ejaculation, but I endorse the rest of your post.
  13. 1. Warren Diepraam, the special prosecutor here, is notoriously, legendarily and even historically hardass. He has been doing the best he can to steadily erase the line between DWI manslaughter and felony murder for decades now, infamously reasoning that crashing into someone in your car amounted to assault with a deadly weapon (that being your car). Formerly a Harris County ADA, he retreated to Montgomery Co in a mass exodus of like-minded prosecutors when the old hang 'em high guard got voted out of office, and somehow now is in Waller Co. If he was too much of a hardass for Montgomery County, I don't know what to say. In his Harris days, he charged a Pasadena school bus driver (not intoxicated) who ran over a kid with murder for no real good reason at all except to garner headlines; charge was reduced to manslaughter, and the poor driver was acquitted because the kid was probably at fault or it was just one of those things. He is Soud Afrikan, which made it a little odd when he handled Sandra Bland's investigation. You'd think Waller Co would have realized that would not have sat well with the bleks in such a high-profile case. He really does seem to just hate everybody equally, so if he is not corrupt, this kid is up shit creek. 2. I am not a big fan of hate crime legislation in general but I think there is an argument to be made that rollin' coal is a hate crime, in that the coal rollers target cyclists and drivers of cars like Priuses or those bearing stickers endorsing ideas or politicians they don't like. In other words, librulz. I believe in some states political affiliation is a protected class, ironically, because of butthurt conservatives and their stupid persecution complex.
  14. Lots of drives landing just foul or snagged by leaping defenders....Shit evens out over time.
  15. Up until about 15 years ago it was probably LORNTZ MARSHALL, hater of BIG CITY PRICES. But now he ded.
  16. I don't think the richest asshole in Waller County will be any match for six triathletes from Houston. I bet every one of them is an attorney or related to one.
  17. No, I think you cap it at five years, maybe six with a hardship. You'd want there to be an incentive for kids to aspire to.
  18. Do away with the illusion of the student athlete. Since we have this system of athletic facilities tied to universities already in place, detach them from the schools. The Texas Longhorns would only tenuously be tied to the University. Offer a year of scholarship as a part of a salary package to talented 18 years old who want to enter to the football school allied with the University of Texas. For every year you play, you get 30 hours of tuition, room and board. These classes can and probably would be taken after their football career ended, but they could knock out a few blow-off courses while on the team. They are free to go work for money or accept it however it comes their way. In other words, they don't have to play school if they don't want to. And the money to pay them doesn't have to come from the university. There would be morals clauses out the wazoo. Because of the tenuous connection between the players and the schools, the schools would have final say so over who was in the football school under the college's name. This would be in place to prevent football schools from spiraling into raperlors, the U circa 1995, blowU back in the day, etc. These morals clauses would be lenient on normal college shit like weed and alcohol offenses and focus on felonies.
  19. I read he was headed to OU but backed off after Cameron Rising (lol) committed to OU.
  20. Those Rice DBs are going to be telling their grandkids..."Well, we had the angle and that Robinson guy, but then he just disappeared and the materialized in the end zone...."
  21. eh I just think those were more symptoms of the same personality flaws: insecurity, narcissism, overconfidence....he totally operated from a place of fear of failure rather than a belief in success.
  22. It's like how ISIS was leaving trails of discarded prayer rugs and Korans behind them all over northern Mexico...follow the trail of cast aside Palahniuk books and band shirts.
  23. We can't lose Garrison in the same 12 months we lost David Dees. Patriotic American art just can't take two such devastating blows in such rapid succession. It would leave us only with Jon McNaughton...
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