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MaybeACoordinator

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  1. Meyers slumped like the rest of the team...Did the rest of the league figure out Alvarez too? Correa? He's coming back around. It's about adjusting and readjusting. Chaz and Meyers are past the "oh just bust him down and in" type figuring out. in other words they are MLB players, not flashes in the pan.
  2. This a million times. He is like Michael Jordan in Cuba. To Cuban kids, we are the New York Yankees because of Yuli.
  3. Haha, Justice doubled down on his own idiocy too.
  4. Haha, Richard Justice at Texas Monthly, soothsayer for our times. It was easy to see Fisher was fleeing the scene of a dumpster fire he ignited at FSU. It was also easy to see he was one of those coaches who rode a hot QB to an NC. Only aggy was dumb enough not to see both that fact and what he did to a once-proud program and double down on it even while it was happening. Seriously. He destroyed Florida State, probably forever. There is no reason they will be back with all that new competition from UCF, USF, and whatever else with Miami and the Gators still out there. I am old enough to remember when they were irrelevant and also old enough to remember when you could pencil them in as top 5 every fucking year but Jimbo destroyed that by pulling the exact same move Mack did here -- blowing off the hard work of assessing and recruiting and coaching offensive linemen. Jimbo's a little smarter than Mack though and he got out when the getting was good and found the dumbest program in American to pony up the most money possible. Hat's off to him, really. And now we are SEC too they will be back firmly scrambling for the hind tit where they've always been in-state and I think even those non-conference SEC match ups won't be slam dunks soon enough. Fucking Richard Justice should be ashamed of himself for writing such drivel and Texas Monthly should be ashamed of printing it. Blatant blow-job for aggy readership.
  5. In the late 19th and early 20th century chemical fertilizers and mechanized agriculture rendered the great masses of field laborers obsolete, so we put some of those peasants to work in factories making new machines and chemicals in order to kill off a bunch of the rest with machine guns, bombs, tanks, and poison gases, and eventually, nuclear bombs. Fritz Haber is both the wrecker of Malthusian doomsday scenarios with his Nobel Prize-winning innovations in agricultural fertilizer and also the father of chemical warfare. Ironically he won his Nobel Prize in 1918, right about the time the number of lives he saved and those he killed was probably tilted more towards the latter.
  6. It's all setting up for a last second FG win for the Pirate. Y'all chill.
  7. I was just breaking your balls, man. You seem like a good dude and did not deserve an actual neg. I was carried away with a lust for frog guts.
  8. Pretty much everyone on this site is either active, well on the way, in recovery, relapsed or some point in between. That is no excuse for being a pussy.
  9. My take is that it is just as irrational to see a present opponent as unstoppable because of what happened over the last ten years given that these teams bear no relation, personnel wise to any team more recent than five years ago, and coaching wise, we have only an aging Patterson against a rising Sark. Fucking Tom Herman would have fuckstomped him last year if he'd started Bijan, thereby having a 200 yard rusher, instead of a guy fumbling away the game in the final moments. So you remove the idiot, replace him with a guy who's at least competent, add one more year of fatty cells to Patterson's brain, take away the replacement-level RB and add in a Heisman candidate, PLUS an electric QB Fatterson has not seen the likes of since VY, and you have a fuckstomping. Again, this is their trap game, not ours. Trap as in Roach Motel. They will check in but they will not check out.
  10. Shit I ain't that old. This is a phenomenon of the last ten-15 years.
  11. Yeah I'm bizarrely attracted to super crazy, sucks Yeah I finally grew out of it but I totally get it.
  12. I think that was passed down to her in a line directly from Susan B. Anthony via Eleanor Roosevelt and Barbara Jordan.
  13. Two things that annoy me about younger fans on this site. 1. Y'all underestimate Arkansas hate. 2. Y'all way way overestimate TCU. It's understandable based on the years of your fandom, but today is the day the Frogs resume their status as cockroaches, only it is not a day they will fall in our potato salad and ruin it. Today is a day they will be squashed with extreme prejudice.
  14. Another thing: though it's not explicit on his page, his whole ethos seems to be informed by Tony Montana. There's all this "the world is yours" bullshit on there. Fuck I swear if Tony Montana was real, and not shot to pieces in a little mountain range of cocaine, he would find a way to become a natural-born citizen of the US and would be the next president. Latino Republican from a swing state. Inspiring immigrant story. Successful businessman. Loves children to the point of madness. Hot, vapid wife. Devoted to his mom and sister. Montana 2024, because all we have in this life are our balls and our word.
  15. So I guess he's a 1 on the hardwood 'cause even with that swoop he looks maybe 5' 11". God that tryout must have been a sight to see.
  16. He has about four LinkedIns that he started and abandoned including that one @Lobo found in which he describes himself as a shit-hot entrepreneur who desperately needs a job in sales, which he also kills it at, he claims. He lists one of his previous gigs as "Brand Embassador." Yes, spelled like that. See? Special. Looks like he's been thinking he's gonna get rich quick off apps or mobile this or disrupting that his whole adult life and it's Joe Biden's fault he's been a failure at everything. I would have to think whatever he paid to try out for the G-League as a chubby 30-year-old drunk with no discernible past as a hoops star was not money well spent, but posting the receipt was all kinds of Rocko Baller All Star style.
  17. Most school have t-shirt fans. aggy has pick up truck fans. Maroon is no coincidence. Or maybe it is. No aggy content on his Facebook. Post from Sept 28: He is in the mobile bar / booze delivery business, which is apparently not doing well, because half his posts are about not giving up when the going gets tough. Business is San Antonio based but it gets around to Austin and Houston. The mobile bar business is called Sir BARkley's, which is dumb. Shockingly he is an anti-vaxxer -- Facebook has debunked a few of his posts. He's one of those right-wing Tupac fans. He claimed to have tried out for the NBA G-League and even posted his receipt for the fee he paid, which he redacted. He has a blue heeler he calls his ride or die. Although he has 2000 "friends" few of them ever comment on his posts. He does not seem to be getting laid with any kind of regularity, if at all. Something seems off about him. Not like evil off, but like head injury "special."
  18. Jesus Christ I am rarely moved to neg a "potbanger" but fuck right off with this shit. Believe in Casey and Kiowa Power. Believe in Bijan and Heisman Power! FAT PAT GOT GOT IN HOUSTON DECADES AGO, and this one gets got in FW tomorrow. Sark is not Strong scrabbling with Mack's scraps. Sark is not Herman, being a dick and not putting the BEST 11 TEXAS LONGHORNS out there against a dinged-up wil' Horned Frog squad mewling like kittens about how "oh this is our wil super bowl." Good. I hope you enjoyed getting fuckstomped 56-20 and somehow find meaning in the rest of your year, you purple cunts. Just stop with this fucking "trap game" shit. It's not our "trap game" if you've been their bitch for a decade. If anything it's their fucking trap game.
  19. Man, some of the stories you tell on here, I dunno....
  20. As for the crown of thorns that never impressed me much. I had an ill-fitting, poorly padded football helmet that made me bleed like a stuck pig every game. If only I had pressed my advantages with that with the St Agnes cheerleaders....I saw some of them looking at me like chicks do in beer commercials -- eyes wide open, mouth agape, pupils dilated -- but I did not realize it was because I resembled fullback Jesus. I should have changed into a robe and sandals before meeting the crowds after each of our losses.
  21. Blackout drunk with a reasonably hot Chi O who almost fucked me....that's the best thing I remember about the end of that horrible day with that fucking bowling ball running all over DKR.
  22. If he weren't an Eye Tye I'd swear he was jiggin' on the heath
  23. Are we sure about the wrists part? Wouldn't you die instantly of blood loss from having those veins severed?
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