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  1. Little brother. Always and forever.
  2. Fuck RT and his abysmal-ball but fuck aggy more. Win this bitch.
  3. I won't Debbie Downer what's actually in air "fresheners" but ... well too late. Delete user, ban from thread. To make up for that, I'll pass on "Feels good to help" story: I was at an Austin burger joint a few weeks back when a rather "salt of the earth" family in front of me created chaos by breaking the soda fountain dispenser. As in, it would not turn off and the Dr. Pepper was flowing non-stop. Luckily the place had a large spill trough, but that was filling up at an alarming rate. The bewildered hillbillies couldn't stop it, and the maybe 20-year-old employee who decided to try was way over his head, just running around back and forth like Frogger. I've never worked in the food industry, but while everyone else sat on their hands (or panicked) I quickly Googled "how to shut off a soda fountain" First video showed how to remove the facade, twist some white knobs in there and, voila. I showed that to Frogger. Got my burger and walked out without a word afterwards. It doesn't take much to help someone out sometimes.
  4. Yeah, 3 isn't even officially greenlit, but creative development has already started. And Apple would be idiotic to not do so.
  5. So it turns out eating those 3 boxes of Samoa...sorry, Caramel deLites, per day is probably bad for you. https://www.reuters.com/legal/girl-scouts-sued-over-alleged-heavy-metals-pesticides-cookies-2025-03-11/ "She said she would not have bought the cookies or 'would have paid substantially less' had Girl Scouts disclosed the presence of 'dangerous toxins.'" Thank you for disclosing these cookies may hospitalize me. I'd like 25% off please.
  6. FADE UP INT MILCHICK'S OFFICE Dylan, Helly, Mark and Gemma are sitting in a row across from Milchick. They are clearly nervous. Milchick's cold gaze does not leave them as he slowly opens his desk top drawer. He pulls something out, then slams it with a bang. The workers jump. "I trust you will find this appropriate in remedying the myriad discomforts you've experienced here at Lumon." Mark eyes Milkshake warily. Helly glances at the others as Milkshake continues. "It's your severance package, of course." He pauses, hand still outstretched, then turns and gives a sly wink at the camera. The five of them burst out laughing together. FADE OUT
  7. Even a sad sack Mavs team can't deny the tank. Man I hope we have a decent coach next year.
  8. Damn. Missed my chance to buy one. Looks like they pulled them down already.
  9. Especially the AL West. Tits, ass and anal. Mariners fans are feeling left out of the good times.
  10. Ha. They almost got it. I'm sure someone can photoshop in the other S
  11. How in the world does someone sign off on Texas Tetas? And yes now I need one of those.
  12. This movie could be cross-posted in the "Academy wants you to go the theater" thread. Premieres at film festival in September, then nothing and isn't distributed until apparently it will be released in April...only in Germany. Then maybe released in August if a random Reddit post is correct. Or just streamed? Two of the hottest female stars, in both senses, and great male actors who are also talented and eye candy, and it's not being distributed? But I can still watch Dog Man at my local Alamo. Yay. Good job.
  13. "Get rid of the ball man." Colt is awesome. Legit laughing as Delhomme is cracking up as only another QB would as he's watching Colt get high-low hit by the Steelers.
  14. Something something last night, Username, impeded her breathing with no hands.
  15. deGrom goes 2 hitless innings with 3 Ks Please 8lb baby jesus keep that man healthy this season.
  16. Yeah but she didn't and they knew she just left the baby in a room. While that in itself would be bothersome, "no harm done" and Devon's concern over her brother's condition supercedes any issue with Cobelvig. She's the only one Devon thinks can help with insider info.
  17. Came to post that. Fastest grouping I've ever made, ha. Nevermind. They duped me!
  18. So glad she's back. I love Arquette's unsettling performances and seething malice. And obviously, with what Cobel knows, she's about to tear some shit up.
  19. The only logical conclusion given what's occurred thus far with each team and player is that the Lakers win the title this year and Luka is series MVP. And in the offseason AD has a piano fall on him or contracts Lyme disease. Probably both.
  20. Avatar emotion checks out. Tell MS and IRS "back up in your ass with the resurrection."
  21. Post title, epitomized.
  22. Still too early to tell. We'll know for sure when Bama makes the title game and Oats jumps all over a reporter for asking about the Texas job.
  23. Good on ya Barry. Next toyme shove thah gun up his dumpah and pull the triggah 'til it goes click.
  24. Also deGrom's first spring start today. Maybe.
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