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Josef Pwag

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  1. I saw Sublime with Rome this summer. I was drunk on a blanket at an outdoor venue. Rome Ramirez made some comment about the people in their 40s & 50s in the crowd. The early 20s kid setting right next to me booed. I looked at him and said, "These songs came out before you were born. Why are you here? Is there any artist from your lifetime that doesn't suck?" He had a sense of humor about things, which is good, because he could have knocked my old ass out if things got nasty. The moral of the story is this, I'll never get over the Oilers playoff collapse in Buffalo in 1993. All of the overpriced drinks at retro concerts in the world won't fix things. So, I'm alone. Always will be. I work a bit. I eat a lot of Chinese food. I listen to some podcasts. I'm just biding my time, occasionally shaving my back, waiting for the heart attack that puts me out of my misery.
  2. How much time does it take to beat a coach-less Maryland team? Answer: It is impossible.
  3. That is how it has been. Do you really think this diverse group of football players, from metropolitan areas across this country, all had the same dream of attending a piss-poor academic institution in middle-of-nowhere Alabama?
  4. Thanks for the (vacated) natty and rebuild (after the draconian sanctions).
  5. Maybe when I was younger, maybe I could have found someone to get involved. I don't think this is the right forum to solicit that kind of activity.
  6. This is a war. A war of checkbooks. A war of bank accounts. May God have mercy on the rest of the country, because we won't.
  7. We might win a game or two next year. Of course, I won't be able to go to any games. Truth is, things for me ain't going to good at all. I had to sell of my house, barn and the ten acres. I'm living in an RV. All I kept was a 50 foot plot, the pigs and a worm farm. If only I had the money back I sent that TV preacher that was screwin' the hockey player.
  8. Time to go get Charlie Partridge at Pitt. Always coaches up his guys and is an elite D-line coach. He was the guy at Wiscy that convinced JJ Watt to shift from TE to d-line and coached him up. https://pittsburghsportsnow.com/2022/07/18/he-taught-me-how-to-play-defensive-line-charlie-partridges-impact-on-j-j-watt/
  9. I can't believe that some of you are talking smack to aggy. Do you have ANY IDEA how many offseason online fan polls aggy will win about best fanbase, best stadium, best helmet, etc. You can only dream of winning that kind of hardware for your program. They also have a genius new coach who can win the SEC with FCS players (or so I've been told). Sure, aggy will get vivisected at home by ND in week 1 on national tv with a former Duke QB running wild, but they will have the kind of offseason glory we can only dream about.
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