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Js1

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  1. The Rimbo and Nicole buddy comedy to take down Sark we didn’t know we needed Poor Sark, soon to be found drowned in Town Lake
  2. Also I do not personally think we are winning out or making the playoffs. BUT both those things are still entirely possibly if we suddenly started playing to our potential. And a 9-3 Texas, assuming our 3rd loss is Georgia on the road, is going to be very hard to leave out. I'm as guilty as most people here about drinking that preseason koolaid, but breaking in a new QB behind a new OL should have been huge red flags. Oh well, life goes on, let's fucking ruin aggy's season next month and get better in the offseason. Or shock the world and win out. Come on Sark, I dare you.
  3. Next week already???
  4. You people should go outside and touch grass or get a hobby. This is hilariously dramatic from a bunch of teenage girls
  5. did I miss us being mathematically eliminated?
  6. Again, how is the season wasted 8 games in, when we are 6-2 and SEC title game and CFP appearance are still readily achievable? You babies are acting like we are 3-5 and already eliminated from the SEC CCG and playoffs. The histrionics are pretty tiresome. Especially because 80% of the "this season is ruined and Sark should be fired" will have a different tune if we beat Vandy.
  7. Frakes lobbied for it to be a male alien. Riker will fuck anything.
  8. All of our goals are still achievable, so why is it wasted?
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    So who is the megadonor that committed to pay the buyout on his own? Guessing it's the Raising Canes guy.
  10. Js1’s prediction after 2 OT wins and a predicted 2 point win
  11. Sark isn’t being fired if we lose the next few games. He will be forced to make staff changes and maybe hire an OC. But he’s not getting immediately canned. Jesus
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    Texas Women's Soccer

    I don’t think it matters to anyone but Plonsky and the cat lady cabal, but hiring a man would leave Capitani as the only female HC left at Texas
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    Texas Women's Soccer

    Think Kelly makes slightly more than her. So we can pay. And we can offer her a better travel schedule than cross country trips in the B1G I’d def make the call if Bell wants to stay at TCU. But I’d be hard pressed to think he’d not jump at the Texas job.
  14. Arch may look like a goofy fucker, but Pat Mahomes he is not. He ain't getting that call.
  15. Matthew Golden was the love child of Tyreek Hill and Loreal? Jesus.
  16. Ah yes, the classic Surly hot take after 3 games
  17. Texas has to: Get aggy out of system so Cos-Okpolla can't just destroy us offensively Stay in system so that Swindle can spread it around and Cos-Okpolla can't just camp out on AVW/Stafford Ensure Gary and Halter are both in the back row when Lednicky is in the front row - need all the help defensively we can get Need to target their shorter blockers when they are in the front row - 5'10 setter Waak, 6'1 MB Perkins, 5'11 OH Stowers We have played some fast offenses - our block is a little slow to deal with it, so our backrow defense has to be really good. Funny enough, we played like crap in CS and won 3-1 last year, with a much more experienced team - we got outblocked 14-5 and outdug 52-49 and we had 5 more hitting errors than aggy. Also only hit .175 to their .185. If we can ugly the match up, I like our chances to win it solely due to our backrow defense and our ability to terminate slightly better than aggy (.278 hitting % in SEC play for aggy, .327 for Texas)
  18. Oldacre fell and rolled her ankle - went back to locker room for eval, did not return in the game Preston had her hand wrapped on the bench and did not play, but it apparently didn't look serious by the way she was celebrating. Texas actually started a 4 guard lineup with Harmon, Lee, Crump, Booker, Cunningham. Crump replaced Carlton as a starter for this game.
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    https://www.on3.com/college/lsu-tigers/news/former-lsu-db-matthew-langlois-calls-brian-kelly-one-of-the-worst-humans-ive-been-around-after-firing/ Reaction from the firing of LSU head coach Brian Kelly continues to pour in, even over 24 hours later. Monday brought one from former Tigers defensive back Matthew Langlois, who did not speak highly of Kelly as a person. Langlois took to social media to explain what happened to happen after medically retiring from football. “I was FORCED to medically retire before I could get a 2nd or 3rd opinion,” Langlois said via X. “When I was playing very well before my injury, I’d hear from Coach Kelly quite often. The second I got injured, not a word since. Genuinely one of the worst humans I’ve been around, ever.”
  20. I hate Kirby Smart, but he nailed this. If Texas finishes 10-2/9-3, it was a normal season and there's no pressure on Sark. A decade ago, we would have given our left nut for a 9-3/10-2 season. Talk to me if we finish 8-4/7-5
  21. We aren’t voluntarily dipping into the pool. People who want Sark fired are idiots.
  22. 108-54 final 25 for Cunningham, 19 for Booker, 16 for Carlton, 13 each for Harmon, Crump and Lee
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    Texas Women's Soccer

    Eric Bell UCLA coach (No real ties to UCLA and that travel schedule sucks)
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