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Js1

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  1. In the age of offenses gone wild - how do the Clippers score only 79 points? While only committing 5 personal fouls. You'd think Leonard would have more aspiration than leading his team with a +/- of -29
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Urban Meyer says Jeff Landry's reported role in Brian Kelly firing is 'alarm' for LSU candidates
  3. FSU and Nebraska at Clearwater, Team Japan at Nutter, a midweek at FSU before UCF (we did that our last year in the Big 12 too) But yeah, not super challenging at all. I’m sure they didn’t even offer to host us for a return trip
  4. Tech’s schedule is out - Texas is NOT making a return trip to Lubbock after they came to Austin No Canady until the NCAA tournament then
  5. Don’t forget they laughed at him bc “the traffic” and “his commute”
  6. Perhaps, and stay with me, we aren’t as awful as Surly thinks and Vandy isn’t as good as their record?
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    Texas Women's Soccer

    He's been there since 1993 (!) 523 wins - 5th most ever in D1 soccer 18 conference titles (10 reg season, 8 conf tournament) 16 Sweet 16s, 7 Elite 8s, 1 college cup
  8. I blame men for everything, so she’s safe
  9. The Rimbo and Nicole buddy comedy to take down Sark we didn’t know we needed Poor Sark, soon to be found drowned in Town Lake
  10. Also I do not personally think we are winning out or making the playoffs. BUT both those things are still entirely possibly if we suddenly started playing to our potential. And a 9-3 Texas, assuming our 3rd loss is Georgia on the road, is going to be very hard to leave out. I'm as guilty as most people here about drinking that preseason koolaid, but breaking in a new QB behind a new OL should have been huge red flags. Oh well, life goes on, let's fucking ruin aggy's season next month and get better in the offseason. Or shock the world and win out. Come on Sark, I dare you.
  11. Next week already???
  12. You people should go outside and touch grass or get a hobby. This is hilariously dramatic from a bunch of teenage girls
  13. did I miss us being mathematically eliminated?
  14. Again, how is the season wasted 8 games in, when we are 6-2 and SEC title game and CFP appearance are still readily achievable? You babies are acting like we are 3-5 and already eliminated from the SEC CCG and playoffs. The histrionics are pretty tiresome. Especially because 80% of the "this season is ruined and Sark should be fired" will have a different tune if we beat Vandy.
  15. Frakes lobbied for it to be a male alien. Riker will fuck anything.
  16. All of our goals are still achievable, so why is it wasted?
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    So who is the megadonor that committed to pay the buyout on his own? Guessing it's the Raising Canes guy.
  18. Js1’s prediction after 2 OT wins and a predicted 2 point win
  19. Sark isn’t being fired if we lose the next few games. He will be forced to make staff changes and maybe hire an OC. But he’s not getting immediately canned. Jesus
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    Texas Women's Soccer

    I don’t think it matters to anyone but Plonsky and the cat lady cabal, but hiring a man would leave Capitani as the only female HC left at Texas
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    Texas Women's Soccer

    Think Kelly makes slightly more than her. So we can pay. And we can offer her a better travel schedule than cross country trips in the B1G I’d def make the call if Bell wants to stay at TCU. But I’d be hard pressed to think he’d not jump at the Texas job.
  22. Arch may look like a goofy fucker, but Pat Mahomes he is not. He ain't getting that call.
  23. Matthew Golden was the love child of Tyreek Hill and Loreal? Jesus.
  24. Ah yes, the classic Surly hot take after 3 games
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